The Smoking Gun is a great source of entertaining news. Today, my friend, KCJW, emailed me the story about the man in Charleston that was arrested for DUI and then proceeded to fart on the officer which resulted in more trouble for the man. The story, the criminal complaint, and the mugshot are very much worth reading. You can do so here.
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From the Daily Mail:
Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station. "I couldn't hold it no more,'' he said.
I don't know why, but this story completely amuses me! "I couldn't hold it no more!"
"911, what is your emergency?"
"My husband just performed a dutch oven. I'd like to press charges for domestic battery."
Some smart ass has to make that call now!
You know flatulence is the expulsion through the rectum of a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process of mammals and other animals.
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