Dontchaknowit!

SP: "I know. I know, Cindy. I've gotten away with misusin' all that money on top of the line apparel, but dontchaknowit all I could findta wear was a towel!"

CM: "I'd laugh at the thought of Steve and Mark opening that door, but I can't move my face."

Please Don't...

Please don't ever let this become a reality!!!!

Has Sarah Palin Been Calling The Daily Mail Vent Line Again?

"Why would anyone vote for a man like Obama? He has an awful lot of anti-American friends."

-anonymous redneck who doesn't listen to or read for facts

Stream of Consciousness

Every time she says the word "Maverick" I think of...

Every time I think of him, I think of...

Knowing that Scientology is a cult, I think of...

Cults make me think of him...

He reminds me a little of...

Hmmmmmm....