I'm The Chez & You're The Macaroni:

I Want A Gonzo

2012-01-10T11:07:00.000-05:00

"Heather, do you want to be a big sister to a little brother or a little sister?"

"Neither. I want a Gonzo!!!"

Needless to say, the three and a half year old version of me wasn't exactly bursting at the seams with the thoughts of a baby coming into her life-- especially if the crying that was sure to accompany said baby was going to interrupt her Dukes of Hazzard or Muppet Show watching. That would surely cross the line!

When Ted, the neighbor, asked me if I wanted to be a big sister to a baby boy or baby girl, I wasn't lying. I didn't want either of them; both options sounded less than stellar. I truly, with everything in my being, wanted a Gonzo. I mean, who wouldn't, right? I wouldn't trade my eventual sister in for the world, but let's face it, a Gonzo would have been a super sweet runner up! The daredevil escapades that Gonzo The Great and Her Highness Heather could have attempted are, I mean...were, limitless! It's no wonder that I made my sister wear the t-shirt that Ted and his wife bought for YEARS. (That's the actual shirt today. Slightly stained, but I want to see my niece in it just ONCE.)

My love of the Muppets, as I'm sure this is true with most of us who were born in the 70's, was by no mistake. PBS had a huge surge and was on the fore front of every culturally and socially revolutionary parent during that time. Many of our first words were the names of a Sesame Street character. The muppets on Sesame Street taught us our fundamentals--counting, positive social behaviors, how to make friends, emotional appropriateness, SPANISH, how to care for our environment and our neighbors, reading, everything! So when The Muppet Show first aired it was a natural progression to also become one of the viewing audience members. And we did. Every week, the televisions were turned on to see if the gang and some LUCKY celebrity could pull off the variety show!

The great part about The Muppet Show is that it wasn't just children that were part of the viewing audience. People of all ages identified and felt comforted by those zany characters and the celebrities that made weekly appearances. I can't remember ever watching the show without BOTH of my parents watching and laughing along with me. For 30 minutes, one day a week, my family shared a common experience. We were lucky! It's no wonder that I waited to see the 2011 Muppet Movie until my mom and I were in the same city. Might I mention, that it felt like a homecoming and we both cried. Mahna mahna!

Jim Henson's Muppets are something that my generation carries with us. They don't just provide us with nostalgic memories of our childhood, but are also part of the woven fabric that ties us together. The Muppets are part of our cultural language. They are our teachers. They are our comfort. They are our lessons. We've watched every spin off show and danced with David Bowie to "Dance Magic Dance." We've pretended to sing Christmas carols with John Denver. We've visited the Borkifier site as adults just to play. "We-a'fe-a fisited zee-a Borkiffier site-a is idoolts joost to pley. Bork Bork Bork!" We've introduced our children to Kermit and the gang. We cried along with his characters the day that Jim Henson died. We stood in line in our 30s, 40s, and 50s this past November and December to be reunited with our friends on the big screen.

The Muppets have meant a lot to many of us over the years. I'd put money on the fact that they will continue to do just that in the future. So, can you REALLY blame me for maybe STILL wanting a Gonzo of my own?

Thought For The Day

2012-01-09T15:34:00.002-05:00

I ran across this sign today when I was perusing Facebook. It really struck a chord with me. It is a very honest statement. However, even though it is one of the most OBVIOUS statements out there, for some reason it is the hardest one with which to follow through.

From spouses, significant others, family members, and friends, saying good bye and letting go of what is currently a toxic relationship is absolutely terrifying, difficult, and exhausting. Most of us were raised to forgive and to love in a great big, huge way. Many of us were raised on the false ideals that are presented in fairy tales, romance stories, and classical literature...to love is to suffer; to suffer is to love. The more you suffer, the more you are capable of loving and the more lovable you become. We tell ourselves that these are teenagers or twenty something year olds' problems. Or, only those involved in abusive relationships go through this type of sadistic journey. We become addicted to the drama that the toxicity creates. We justify ourselves and our actions into imaginary reason, and for what? It is easier to create the justification than to eliminate what is holding us back in our lives, and facing the real problems at hand.

To throw in the towel on someone that you love, but is making you miserable, feels like giving up, but in reality it is creating space for someone else worthwhile to fill. And sometimes, actually most of the time, the only person that you need to fill that space is yourself. If only we ALL loved ourselves as much as we try to love others. Oh what a difference that might make.

My Latest Obsessions

2012-01-06T13:56:00.000-05:00

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I am obsessed with these two applications. I use them daily! Check them out.

A Memory for My Grandmother On Her 90th Birthday

2012-01-06T13:00:00.003-05:00

My grandmother turned 90 last May. For her birthday, she asked for a memory. This is the memory that I shared with my family on my grandmother's 90th birthday.

First of all, I would like to thank my grandmother. The only reason that I am here today to help her celebrate her 90th birthday is because she saved my life 30 years ago. Let’s just say if it wasn’t for the protective arms of my grandmother, my cousin, Jessica, and I would have been sent to the slaughter by our mothers at the age of 4. God hath no fury like two mothers glaring at the vasolined walls of a child’s bedroom. If it wasn’t for my grandmother grabbing her two greased watermelon granddaughters and throwing them in a bathtub far away from her daughters in law’s grasps, at least two of us might not have been here tonight.

With that said, let me move on to a fond memory that I have of my grandmother. If I had to decide on one memory of my grandmother that defines her role and importance in my life as well as the relationship that she and I have, it would have to be this…

It is night time; it is always night time for these moments. Three little girls and one little boy are curled up in two twin beds listening to their grandmother reading the stories of The Five Little Peppers and Heidi, of the quiet old lady whispering, “Hush,” the adventures of a curious monkey, the remarkable friendship between Charlotte and Wilbur, the escapades of Mole, Ratty, and Toad, the imaginative world of The Wild Things, or my personal favorite, getting lost in the Secret Garden of Misselthwaite Manor. My favorite memories are of those very precious moments when we would get lost in the worlds my grandmother would create when she read to us. We would transport ourselves into other places and experience moments unlike those of our daily routines. The stories she would pick out for us to explore together would stimulate our childhood imaginations and in turn, those imaginations have created and shaped our adult dreams.

The adventures that the five of us went on when she read to us have very much shaped who we are as individuals. Grammy, like the wizard in The Wizard of Oz, through reading to us has helped give us the tools to develop our dreams and get us where we needed to go. Bryn, like Louis in The Trumpet of the Swan, has found her voice and song and has used both resourcefully to find love and contentment. Adam, like The Giving Tree, has an unwavering sensitivity and whole heart-ed amount of unconditional love that pours from his soul when he looks at his family. Jessica, like Meg in A Wrinkle in Time, has a natural curiosity that she uses to search out scientific answers and solve mysteries of the universe while still maintaining her sense of fun and adventure. And me, like Mary in The Secret Garden, prefers the worlds outside of my own. Mary had her garden, I have my stories which I read, teach, and write. We have used these tools to be who we are today.

These are the memories of my grandmother that I luckily get to share with my cousins and sister. These are the memories that stand out the most. These are the moments that I look forward to telling the next generation about. I am excited for the time when I get to say, “Oh I love this story! I remember when my grandmother used to read this to us when we were little.” It is through these memories that tradition and love lives on, and for that I thank you. Happy Birthday, Grammy.

Feelings of Disconnect

2011-08-17T12:06:00.001-04:00

I received the following message from a parent of a former student the other day:

"I have always heard so many things about you and always wanted to thank you for being there for _________ during her years at _______. So, Thank You for being one of the teachers that she will tell her children about-- the good, caring teacher not the one everyone hated. She looks up to you as an inspiration to continue writing. Again thank you for all the extras."

Mixed Feelings

2010-08-17T10:47:00.000-04:00

Today is the first day back for teachers in Kanawha County. I have participated in opening day of school for 8 years until today. I'm feeling slightly nostalgic and out of sorts today.

To those of you returning to your classrooms, good luck and have a great year!

Eclipse Countdown

2010-04-30T10:09:00.000-04:00

Public Education: Something I Am Beginning To Believe The Public Knows Nothing About

2010-04-21T14:37:00.002-04:00

I am saddened by today's article in the Gazette that announces that the five principals are stepping down. Three of the principals I know personally and they are excellent at their jobs. They have hard jobs! Nonetheless, the dedication to their schools, teachers, students, and community is amazing! The comments that have appeared on the online edition of the paper are appalling and personally attacking.

It amazes me just how clueless the general public is about public education, yet they feel the need to open their ignorant mouths to spew unintelligent drivel. I am completely and totally offended by the general public's remarks about teachers and administrators in Kanawha County. Yes, there are both good and bad school faculty members, but when will we start addressing culture, parental involvement, community accountability, and overall negative mindset towards the betterment of the next generation? When will everyone attempt to climb on board and start working on solutions rather than blame placing? Isn't the point of an education to better the next generation and to better oneself? How do we begin this process?

RHS's Hands Are Not For Hate: Civic Responsibilty

2010-04-15T14:43:00.000-04:00

Last week, several groups within our community were told that God hated them by a group of less than tolerant individuals from Kansas. West Virginians were told that they were less than human due to sexual orientation, religious decisions, employment, gender, and any other 'difference' that one could muster up.

The Covenant House in Charleston, WV organized a FLASH MOB and A Stop The Hate Rally on the Capitol steps the evening that the hate group was protesting diversity. The rally was to promote diversity, difference, and focus energies and power on the positive rather than dwell in the negative of the HATERS.

Several Riverside High School students wanted to be a part of the experience. In class and in the halls, students began to have a dialog about civic responsibilities and how it was their turn to stand up for what they believed was right. Students held discussions about how turning a blind eye creates more harm than good. They felt that it was their turn to stand up and say "Stop The Hate!" They were kind enough to invite their teacher to join them, so I went joyfully!

As an educator and loyal supporter of diversity, I had a profound experience at the Capitol that evening. I was impressed with how many individuals came to support The Covenant House and give a message of positivity to those that needed to hear it. I was PROUD that 10th, 11th, and 12th grade students came out in the rain to stand up for something that they believed in. I was PROUD that they understood the real meaning behind Civic Responsibility and followed through with their mission of sending a positive message. It was fun. It was heartwarming. It was a proud moment. It was a moment that none of them will forget.

You can read one student's personal account of the rally on his blog post "Stop The Hate Rally." Please, watch the videos that follow to see for yourself why some of the students opted to "Stop The Hate."

Cody, Riverside Student

Ashley, Riverside Student

Riverside High School Students Creating A Poster

Stop The Hate Flash Mob
Steps of WV Capitol
Charleston, WV
April 8, 2010

Author's Note: This post originally appeared on Chez's World of Globaloria: Where literature, language, and technology go hand in hand. All students in pictures and videos gave consent to be posted on the internet.

Student Memorial Speech

2010-04-12T14:36:00.000-04:00

Unfortunately, the eastern end of Kanawha County has experienced a massive amount of loss in the last decade since the doors opened at the consolidated high school. From the deaths of students and family members, to house fires and floods leaving children and families homeless. Riverside High School was not an exception when being stricken with grief and loss from the most recent Mine Explosion. Many of our students and community members knew and loved one of the men that lost their lives in the mine that day.

Riverside High School students opted to hold a memorial service for fallen Warrior, Cory Davis on Friday. His family attended as did his school and community family. I would like you to take a minute and read The Memorial Speech that one of our students gave during the service. Her words are honest, universally West Virginian, and moving. Student Memorial Speech.

West Virginia

2010-04-07T10:45:00.002-04:00

Photo Credit

W.Va. Girl

by Mike Morningstar

You've been carryin' heartache 'round these small and dirty towns

Clutched-up in your heart and soul Bluefield to Wheeling town

I've seen you down in the coal mine shacks, in the mountains of the north

And the southern farmlands cracked your hands, to show these men your worth

West Virginia Girl I've loved you from the start, WVa Girl these songs I sing for you

For I know God loves you in his heart, God knows I love you too

With all the weight of decades upon you as you strive

With the poverty around your door, the wisdom in your eyes

Don't the coal dust ever make you weep as it sifts into your sod

Don't your tears e'er seem to blur your sleep, come a dreamin' out for God

You have seen your sons and husbands carried from those mines

With a "coal tattoo" deep in their chest, a death stare in their eyes

Down in Farmington I heard your cries and I felt your misery too

Small comfort tho' my song may bring, I'm singin' it for you

Now I sing this song for every West Virginia Girl I've known

And for every one I'll never know who shares this mountain home

For my Mama and my Grandma, all who gave their love to me

For the Gypsy and her mother, and the "one who would not be"

Spring Break

2010-03-29T09:26:00.000-04:00

This was one of the most amazing experiences that I have ever had.

2010-02-15T11:30:00.000-05:00

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Super Bowl XLIV

2010-02-08T08:24:00.001-05:00

The Boulevard Tavern threw a fantastic Super Bowl Party last night. The buffet was absolutely fabulous. The huge screens and the additional HD TVs didn't hurt either! It was fun seeing Reggie Bush and The Saints pull it off. However, do you know what the best part of the whole entire evening was?

The $2,500 that I went home with at the end of the evening!

My Students ROCK!

2010-02-05T08:05:00.000-05:00

I'm currently teaching an unconventional English 12 class. Through the Globaloria program, my students are working through the English 12 curriculum and exploring and creating educational video games. With the use of an online textbook, wikis, blogs, and FLASH the class is almost completely paperless and pen-less. It is completely and totally problem based learning and the kids are having a blast!!!

All of the students in the class are flourishing. They are learning so much and using collaborative learning techniques to learn more about themselves and the world around them. It is one of those classes that a teacher dreams about.

On Tuesday, two of my students were asked to present their class to some of the major stakeholders in the GlobaloriaWV project. The gave a 10 minute presentation about their unique class in front of:

Dr. Jorea Marple, The Assistant Superintendent of WV Schools

Dr. Steven Paine, The Superintendent of WV Schools

Gaston Caperton, former WV Governor and current President of The College Board

Dr. Idit Caperton, founder and president of World Wide Workshop Foundation

Gayle Manchin, WV's First Lady

Monica Beane, Assistant Directory of The Office of Instruction

David Lowenstein, State Director of Globaloria WV

That is a well respected and highly educated audience. The girls were nervous, but one would have never known. I was so proud of them! I still am.

Thoughts

2010-01-14T08:43:00.003-05:00

Technology has advanced the human race to such extremes that the activities and things that we can do sometimes seems like a dream rather than a reality.

Humans can send a man to the moon.

People can communicate in real time to others on the other side of the world.

A US citizen can literally be in London for a business meeting in less than 8 hours.

School age children can create video games for learning purposes.

Scientist can predict storms and when the Earth might tremble. However, all the technology in the world can't stop the natural devastation that can occur during those moments. Please, during this time remember the human condition and the commonalities that all human beings share. Donate money, time, services, or goods. Pray, whisper, sing, meditate. Keep the people of Haiti and their loved ones in your heart.

Guilty Pleasure Admission #1

2010-01-14T08:14:00.000-05:00

Guilty Pleasure Admission #1

Several times a week I like to check the South Central Regional Jail Admissions List to see if any one that I know was arrested the night before.

What?! It isn't any sicker than reading the Obituary Page everyday! Don't judge. ;)

Have A Burning Question To Ask?

2010-01-11T14:13:00.000-05:00

<a href="http://www.formspring.me/ImTheChez">http://www.formspring.me/ImTheChez</a>

A neat site! Do you have a burning question that you would just love to anonymously ask? Do you mind answering the questions that people have for you? Check out this site. www.formspring.me

Holiday Present Idea: Local Art Work

2009-12-14T10:45:00.000-05:00

Looking for the perfect gift to give to that special someone?

Want a unique, one of a kind present for Mr. or Mrs. Particular?

This Thursday during The Charleston Art Walk be sure to jaunt down to Visions Day Spa on Capital Street to see the original artwork by local artists Dave Thomas and Ian Bode. I'm sure a piece from either or both of these guys would make for the perfect present for someone special in your life!

World AIDS Day

2009-12-01T07:41:00.000-05:00

The Bob Thompson Unit Is Back!

2009-11-23T08:38:00.002-05:00

Friday Flash 55

2009-11-20T12:40:00.003-05:00

The Rules: Tell a story in 55 words (no more, no less).

When he fell, he fell with a deafening thud that tilted the world on its polar opposite axis.

However, it wasn't only his wing that broke. His heart broke too as God cried.

Mistakes are hard lessons. They are even harder for the righteous, especially when they don't know when to throw in the towel.

Twitter Story Competition

2009-11-18T08:49:00.000-05:00

Yesterday I challenged my students to a twitter story competition. Twitter is a social medium that allows you to post status updates, market, send links to live news feeds, info fetching, etc. However, one only has 140 characters to get their message across or provide a link. A character is any letter, space, or punctuation. It's limiting, but teaches concise and clear language. Anyway, they have to tell a story (using all story elements) in 140 characters or less. The students don't' have to have a twitter account. They can email, blog, or write it on paper. However, they also have the option to tweet me with their submission.

Can you do it? Are any of you up for the challenge? I'm sure the kids would love it! If you would like to give it a go, you can type your story as a comment on the blog and I will share it anonymously or state the author's screen name with the kids.

Here is a student example:

I woke up with a headache so bad, I couldn't brush my teeth. When the worm burst out, the pain stopped. Death was salvation.

You Want It?

2009-11-18T08:29:00.001-05:00

Want the chance to win an HP Pavilion DM3 Lap Top?! A legit chance, that is. Click on over to Cleveland's A Plum and check out her latest blog entry. Cleveland's A Plum is a pretty big deal and not just in Ohio. She's won a few major awards and now has the opportunity to give back to her readers.

Here are the rules, and these come straight from her blog. So make sure that you do your commenting on her blog.

"the contest is going to run for one week from 12:01am wednesday the 18th, to 11:59pm wednesday the 25th. i'm going to choose the lucky winner of the laptop on thanksgiving, and announce the winner in a post on black friday. to enter simply leave a comment on this post telling me something you are thankful for - ENTER AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT. but there's a twist - you see this isn't only a contest for you guys, it's a contest for me. there are 8 other bloggers who are also giving away the HP dm3 and whatever blogger generates the most interaction with their contest wins their own laptop. AND MAMMA NEEDS A NEW LAPTOP!"

Help Mamma and The Chez or possibly yourself get a new spiffy lap top!!!!

Literature, Language, and Technology

2009-11-13T12:21:00.005-05:00

Today and all this weekend I'm in a training to integrate Globaloria into one of my Senior English classes next semester. The basic concept is that students will integrate literature, language, technology, creative thinking, and use social mediums to obtain an English 12 credit and create an educational video game. Isn't that the coolest thing ever?! They will use blogs, wikis, social mediums, emails, g-chat, and FLASH to ultimately design a usable video game based around the literature, discussions, and language skills that they learn in an English 12 classroom. I'm so psyched!

You are cordially invited.

2009-11-10T10:40:00.000-05:00

Mazel Tov, Macaronis!!!!

2009-11-04T12:28:00.007-05:00

This week's Macaronis are:

* I Hate So Much
* Kitchen Geeking
* Shouts and Hollers
* Why Charleston
* The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau
* West Virginia Hotdog Blog
* Buzzardbilly

Mazel Tov, Macaronis!!!!!!

Memory Lane

2009-11-02T12:24:00.002-05:00

My uncle is working on our family tree and researching McChesney ancestry. Every once in a while I do some Internet researching of my own to see if there are any leads that I can find to help him. In doing so I ran across my grandfather's obituary unexpectedly. It took me a back for a moment. And then...I smiled because as Morrie Schwartz says, "Death ends a life, not a relationship." Do you all remember "Dancing Lessons?" He was a great man.

David W. McChesney

David Wallace McChesney, 78, of Charleston died Tuesday, May 5, 1998, in CAMC, Memorial Division, after a short illness. He was a retired district sales manager for Continental Conveyor Co., Charleston, a member of First Presbyterian Church, Charleston, an Army veteran of World War II, a graduate of McCallie Prep School, Chattanooga, Tenn., received a mining engineering degree from West Virginia University and was a 45-year resident of the Kanawha Valley. Surviving: wife, Lynne McChesney; sons, David W. Jr. of Sutton, John F. of Charleston; four grandchildren. Memorial service will be 3 p.m. Saturday at First Presbyterian Church Sanctuary, Charleston, with the Rev. Douglas Heidt and the Rev. Dean Thompson officiating. Friends may call after the service in the Activities Building of the church. The family suggests memorial contributions to First Presbyterian Church Library Fund, 16 Broad St., Charleston, WV 25301, or a charity of choice. Barlow-Bonsall Funeral Home is in charge of arrangements.

Happy Halloween!

2009-10-30T10:30:00.001-04:00

Happy Halloween! I hope that everyone has a fun and safe Halloween weekend!

Want To Play A Game?

2009-10-28T12:18:00.000-04:00

Give it a shot. See if you can beat the computer! Giggle. Giggle.

Was It Juliet or Mick That Really Got It?

2009-10-27T12:03:00.006-04:00

"What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet..."
-Juliet, Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet

"Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name."
-Sympathy For The Devil, The Rolling Stones

My great grandfather was a 'Mac.' My father was a 'Chez,' rhymes with 'says' or 'Pez.' 'Chez' is the second syllable of my last name. Mc*Ches*ney. I have the Mc/Mac and the Chez in my name. Therefore, I have adopted both nick names. I relate and respond to both. Though my family still calls out Heather, I have rarely been referred to by friends as simply Heather since the age of 12.

When entering junior high school, it became apparent that there were several parents in the 70's that LURVED to name their daughters Heather. It was a popular name. It was the 53rd most used name in the United States in 1990. There were quite a few of us that went to school at John Adams Junior High School in Charleston, WV. In short, there were Heathers out the ass, and we all became friends. It became confusing and during a time when personal identity is utterly important, I felt lost in the Heathers. While some of the Heathers kept the Heather, others became HBs and initials, and I became as my father before me...Chez. I have remained Chez for the most part with the exception of a few years that I spent bar tending in an Irish Pub in Morgantown, WV.

McClafferty's Irish Pub in Morgantown is a home away from home. It is a Cheers of Motown. Some of my most favorite people patronize McClafferty's. It was here that the owner decided that his Scotch-Irish bartender would become Heather Mac. It caught on. Even today when visiting my former watering hole, I'm still referred to as Heather Mac. It's like your favorite sweatshirt, you can't wear it all of the time, but it sure does feel good to wear every once in a while.

With all of this said, I must tell you that I prefer not to be introduced to new people using any other name but Heather. Having just met, I prefer not to instantly assume that we will have that much familiarity from the get go. This is something that I have had to stress with friends when they are providing new introductions to acquaintances. However, with time, when it becomes natural, Chez is exceptionally appropriate and normally preferred. I handle my students in the same way. I introduce myself as Ms. McChesney; eventually current students mimic the familiarity of former students. They are also my *Macaronis. My friends are definitely my Macaronis.

Though I identify with my name and my nicknames, I believe that Juliet was maybe on to something. It's not necessarily what you call someone or something; it's more about who or what that person or thing REALLY is. To me, each name represents a specific time and location in my life. However, Mick knows a little bit about the human ego. My ego might be more than my sense of humanity at times. Either way, I am more than a name; I'm The Chez and YOU, You're The Macaronis.

*Wondering how I developed the idea of I'm The Chez and You're The Macaroni? Perhaps you need to listen to some more of the Beastie Boys.

Your Halloween Weekend Plans...

2009-10-23T07:53:00.002-04:00

Get your GHOOOOOOOL on with Charleston's finest Hair Metal Band! The Sound Factory welcomes Bon Scott's Cock to the stage Friday Night!

Trickem and Treatem Halloween Bash! You could win $1000 cash! It is sure to be the best Party in town!

Benefit for Wade: The Sound Factory

2009-10-23T07:21:00.001-04:00

Support a worthy cause and see some great live music! Tonight at The Sound Factory! $5 minimum donation.

A Charleston Invasion!

2009-10-15T08:27:00.003-04:00

Charleston is heading up I79 to take over Morgantown! Will you be there?

After WVU is done beating the snot out of The Herd, you need to head on down to McClafferty's Irish Pub to listen to Charleston's very own Tastes Like Chicken! That's right! One of our local favorites is taking over a Morgantown stage for one night only! Be there. You definitely don't want to miss this one! It's going to be one hell of a West Virginia Night!

McClafferty's doors are open all day! Music begins around 10! Call for cover: 304-292-1110.

Tastes Like Chicken is a classic rock band with a smooth mix of funk and blues. The band has been performing for years in Charleston, WV and will have long time Morgantown favorite Mike Puskin joining the line up as well as Evan Hammond sharing the role of lead guitar and keyboards. Tastes Like Chicken covers songs from artists such as Stevie Ray Vaughn, the Greatful Dead, the Allman Brothers and many more.

See you in the Blue Lot and McClafferty's Irish Pub! We'll do a carbomb together!!!

Mac/Chez/Heather

PS: Spread The Word!

It Was A Dark & Stormy Night...

2009-10-06T08:34:00.003-04:00

The Law School at WVU is currently sponsoring a Writer's Week for their faculty, staff, and students. One of the many activities that they are asking the WVU Community to participate in is 'It Was A Dark And Stormy Night" Writing Contest. They are requesting the best, original first sentences to a novel. Unfortunately, it appears that the contest is only open to the faculty, staff, and students. Nonetheless, I think it is creative and interesting.

As of 2006 The American Book Review had compiled a list of already published best first lines. You will see many of your favorites on this list. However, I believe that creating original lines could be a bit more of a challenge and I think this sounds like more fun. In fact, I'm going to use it as an activity for my AP Literature students this week. With that said, I'm curious as to the level of creativity some of you all possess.

What is your best original first sentence to a novel?

Submit your best original first line to a novel in the comment section of the blog. Show off a little bit! Shows us all what you're made of.

In Case It Slipped Your Mind...

2009-10-06T08:06:00.000-04:00

New Moon Movie and Twilight Movie

Yes, Women Objectify Too.

2009-09-23T14:58:00.003-04:00

http://www.examiner.com/x-14380-NY-Celebrity-Fitness-and-Health-Examiner~y2009m9d18-New-Moon-star-Kellan-Lutz-works-out-in-Vancouver

Hold on a minute...I just uploaded the picture and need a minute to collect myself. This man should really be illegal. Ok, ready.

After school last week, I was perusing the blog subscriptions and came to newmoonmovie.org. I'm slightly addicted to the Twilight phenomenon, duh. I stopped dead in my tracks when this particular picture of Kellan Lutz, aka Emmett, appeared on my screen. Oh where oh where have you been, Mr. Lutz?! I'm embarrassed to admit that I enlarged the photo on my computer and continued to gawk at it for a while. I didn't realize that a male student had walked into the room asking for help on an assignment until he tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around. He gave me a high five and said, "Giiiiiirl, looks like someone needs to go to church and PRAY! Damn!" He giggled and sauntered out of the room.

I'm over the embarrassment and ready to take another gander.

An 80s Dating Montage. Seriously!

2009-09-16T14:26:00.002-04:00

I don't even have comment to post about this yet. I'm still laughing too hard. This is obviously a video dating service from the 80s. However, did these people really actually exist? This is simply...FANTASTIC!

Dating Montage
Uploaded by smithy00101. - Watch original web video

Down and Out? I Know The Cure.

2009-09-16T08:14:00.003-04:00

We all get to feeling sad and pathetic from time to time-like the world is trying to keep a sister down. I have recently stumbled upon the cure to this loneliness and self destruction....

www.peopleofwalmart.com

It will cure everything! I promise. If you don't find yourself laughing at the audacity and sheer bizarreness of some of our fellow Americans, you might be dead or someone with which I can't relate. It is a daily reminder of just how awesome you are compared to the loons found in those pictures! It is sheer comic relief. Enjoy perusing the pictures of whack-jobs!

Question of the Day

2009-09-10T07:35:00.000-04:00

Rep. Joe Wilson, South Carolina

How do we teach our children to respect not only the office of the President, but also one another if disrespectful behavior is being modeled in Congress?

I Don't Want To Coach Football. I Just Want To Dance!

2009-09-09T15:21:00.008-04:00

Destiny's Child - Independent Women
Uploaded by Drunken-Li-Dragon. - Explore more music videos.

I was perusing twitter a while ago when I came across Coach Stew's most recent post and it sent me into a fit of laughter. The mental image that came while reading the post was almost too much for me to handle.

Twitter Post: CoachStewart Driving in this morning at 6:30 a.m., I was listening to "Halo" by Beyonce ... I absolutely love her!!!!

Mental Image: StewBear in the locker room shaking his Beyonce Booty singing, "All the honeys who making money, throw your hands up at me!"

Or adapting the chorus; Can't you just hear the Defensive line singing:

Stew, I didn't know you could get down like that!
Coach, how your playas get down like that?
Stew, I didn't know you could get down like that!
Coach, how your playas get down like that?

Enjoy your hump day, folks!

Education or Endangerment? Seriously?!

2009-09-08T08:21:00.004-04:00

I'm shocked and amazed that there are individuals out there that truly believe that the President is going to attempt to brain wash our students today. I wonder how many of these individuals have read the pre-published speech prior to making their ridiculous judgement? I have many an idea as to what the real problem with some individuals might be. Not everyone has moved towards the 21st Century.

I find it unfortunate that some individuals wouldn't want children to hear a message directed to our future about personal responsibility and how they play a huge role in the state of our nation. Then again, it is a personal freedom to not listen and have a personal opinion no matter how ludicrous it may seem to me and others. With that said, it is distasteful that the office of the President is not always respected regardless of personal party preference.

I look forward to the dialog that will hopefully take place afterward.

Demetri the Stud Email

2009-09-03T08:45:00.008-04:00

I recently received the following email, and almost shot liquid out of my nose when I began listening to it. Though I was laughing at Uber Demetri Douche Bag, I couldn't help but to feel an immense amount of disgust at the sheer audacity of such an ego maniac. It is so unfortunate for those of us who are single women in this world that men like him exist. However, for those of us with an evil yet playful spirit who enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes, it is Divine. This post is for you...

Here is the background story that needs to be read prior to listening to the audio.

The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto). This guy (Al (we changed his name to Dimitri to protect his identity)) approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.

The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail. After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.

Classroom Clucking

2009-09-02T15:10:00.002-04:00

Everyone knows it is not considered appropriate to eavesdrop. With that said, it doesn't mean that it doesn't happen. At times, eavesdropping is a valuable tool. At other times, it is a vicious weapon. When I am at work, I try, and I mean TRY very hard, to NOT eavesdrop on the students. There is some information out there that I would prefer to NEVER know about. Most of this information happens to be hot topics for most adolescents and teenagers.

The only major problem with this practice is that kids are loud! They are noisy. They have no interest in considering their environment and who and what is around them. They will talk about anything, anywhere. I have to remind them, often, that I am, indeed, still in the room; just because they aren't talking directly with me, doesn't mean that I can't hear their conversations.

I was walking through the hall on the way to the office when today's overheard hallway conversation occurred. It gave me a chuckle. I laughed not because of a child's ailment, but rather how the student was able to show mastery of a learned Mathematics skill. It was a whole new type of assessment of a learned skill.

Student 1: "Hey, ######, did you see ******'s four nipples today in the locker room? Yeah, you heard me, he has four."

Student 2: "Four! No way, dude! Where are they?"

Student 1: "Two where they should be, and two more about 6 inches away. If you drew vertical or horizontal lines through them, they would be parallel. Either way both sides of his body are symmetrical."

Student: 2: "Parallel and symmetrical?"

Student 1: "Yeah, I learned about those words in Geometry class."

Bienvenido a Miami

2009-08-31T14:15:00.003-04:00

My sister, the RN, signed her contract to become a travel nurse last week. She has applied for a new state license and is Miami bound at the beginning of October. Her contract is a 13 week cycle. If she finds that Miami suits her tastes, she can stay for another 13 weeks or go to some other fabulous city in the US. Did I mention that she will collect a PHAT pay check to do all of this, too?

Me on the other hand...I get to go to Morgantown for the weekend to watch the WVU home opener and party at McClafferty's. I love Morgantown and all, but where is the justice in this? Perhaps I should have gone to work for the US State Department in their overseas schools when I had the chance 8 years ago. Then again...

Please, Mr. Postman, look and see...

2009-08-28T12:42:00.002-04:00

My mom surprised me and is having an Aerogarden shipped to me! I'm excited. I live in an apartment building downtown in the historical section of the East End and I don't have a yard. I miss being able to grown fresh herbs and lettuce. My mom has cured my ailment with this beauty. My first set of pods is basil. However, I think I would like to grow one other herb or lettuce at the same time. Suggestions??? I'll let you know how this bad boy works out! You might even find yourself cooking with some Chez basil in the next few months!

An Opening Days of School To Remember

2009-08-27T13:40:00.003-04:00

I've been busy. I've been stressed. I've been busy and stressed!

For the last 8 years I have worked with regular education students, special education students, and at risk students. My job has been to not only provide a free and equal education to all students, but to also help students with less than stellar home lives, offer counseling, and to prevent students from dropping out. Many people believe that due to the fact that I don't work with honors students that my job is easy. Those are the people who have never apparently had to work for anything and everything came to them easily and without regard or just don't know what they are talking about.

Working with children, regardless of academic ability or SES, is hard work. Keeping kids in school who do not have guidance at home is even harder. Anyone in the business of education or child development has one of the hardest jobs in the world. Those that refuse to recognize it need to reflect back on who helped them get to where they are. I'm off of my soap box now.

I received my upcoming year's schedule in the mail this past July. It stated that I would be doing much of what I had been doing in the past. Until I came to school last Friday. Due to a tenured teacher leaving, I am now the Senior English and Advanced Placement Literature and Writing teacher. I've taught seniors before. No sweat. I have not taught AP Lit before and I have my hands full to say the least.

I'm excited and looking forward to it, but will be required to put in much more time to prepare for this class. If my blog is sporadic, please forgive! I'm creating life long learners and independent thinkers over here! I'm keeping kids from dropping out! I'm helping kids better their lives! I have a big job a head of me.

Word Travels Fast Wednesday

2009-08-12T11:13:00.004-04:00

http://softporal.ucoz.ru/Games/WordTravels.jpg

A few days ago I posted a blog about a walk down Memory Lane. I was hoping to inspire others to travel back into their past and reflect fondly on their own specific and uniquely special moments. It apparently caught the eye of an Anonymous reader who does not care for my writing style or subject matter.

Mr./Ms. Anonymous is most likely someone who knows me in real life and sincerely believes that they don't like me for whatever reason. Therefore writing a comment on my blog that is personally attacking rather than constructively critical was supposed to devastate me and send me into fits of emotional outrage. In truth, I've found it to be quite amusing. Because of the comment left by Mr./Ms. Anonymous, my readership has sky rocketed in the last 12 hours. I woke this morning to find that close to 150 people had read my blog and specifically had read the post on which Mr./Ms Anonymous felt the overwhelming urge to leave the personally attacking comment. Word travels fast, doesn't it?

I have decided to acknowledge the post at the encouragement of both private and public communications from others. I wanted to bring this situation to light in order to thank Mr./Ms. Anonymous for the free publicity. His or her scathing remarks not only paint a colorful picture of him or her, but more importantly they paint a much more honest and sincere depiction of me. A depiction that apparently more people want to read about. Whether my posts are "lame" or not, someone is out there reading, so I'll keep on writing.

Live Your Life Loudly!

2009-08-10T11:02:00.006-04:00

This Work of Wild Women Wonderfulness has been brought to you by Blisschick and Daisybones! The Blisschick is asking that we "let all those women out there who might be living lives that are too small or too quiet know that we are here and we are with them and we will support each other. We will hold the ladder as each of us climbs toward and reaches for our own individual stars." With that said, feel free to spread this lovely poster around on facebook, myspace, blogs, print it, post it, do whatever you need to do to help all of those lovely ladies and independent women out there remember who they are and what they can do!

Live your life loudly, ladies!

Memory Lane

2009-08-07T12:56:00.006-04:00

Collector's Item

I watch you sleep in my bed tonight and wonder,
What am I going to do with you?
I could put you on the shelf
where I have put the ones before you.

No, dust does not suit you.

I could place you under the glass with Mother's thimbles.

No, there are no pricking needles.

Maybe in the book with Daddy's stamps.

No, age won't turn your corners up.

I remind myself that you are a man, not a neglected doll.
Why didn't I think that with the others?
I left them to rest there.
One day they were just gone.
I never thought much about it.

I think you might be different.

-Heather McChesney

I wrote this poem almost a decade ago in a Creative Writing class at West Virginia University. I clearly remember the day I sat down to write it. The sun was shining like it is in Charleston today. Perhaps that is what sparked the memory.

It was a rare sunny day, mid semester in Morgantown. I had evaded the cluster of students congregating outside of the Mountain Lair and went to the one place where I would hide out when I needed some quiet or reflective time. On the far side of Woodburn Hall is a very peaceful view of the Mon River and what lies below the campus on the hill. I would frequent this place every once in a while to gain a bit of perspective on the world and where I fit in it at that particular moment.

I also remember how I was feeling on that particular day. I was ecstatically, euphorically in love. I truly knew it was love on my part and believed that it was on his part as well. I would like to think that with our remembrance of that time this statement is true. Granted much has happened in the decade since this poem was written. Lies have been told, hearts have been broken, healed, and re-broken. Lives have continued. Friends have been made and lost. Worlds no longer orbit together. Nonetheless, on that particular day I was unabashedly in love.

There is a picture in my mind of a fragment of a moment in a day when a girl wrote a modern day love poem for a boy she adored. I share it with you and hope it brings smiles and fond memories of a singular moment in your own lives.

Fictional Friday

2009-08-07T10:25:00.002-04:00

I'm currently at work. Shhhhhh! Don't tell anyone that I'm blogging. Anyway, I'm at work and I was staring out the window daydreaming a little while ago when a question popped into my noggin.

If you could be a fictional character, which character would you be? Which fictional character best represents who you believe yourself to be?

Fictional is defined as a make believe person that appears on television, in a movie, in a book, etc.

I'm going to have to sit and think on this one for a while. However, I'll be sure to update with an answer soon.

Hello Stranger

2009-07-20T14:41:00.005-04:00

I am very fortunate to live in a small city that is considered to be one of the southern most northern cities and one of the northern most southern cities. We get to experience little bits of the best of both cultures and attitudes. My absolute favorite part, and ironically when friends from out of state come to visit they remark on as well, is the overall friendliness of our big town.

Just last night I was participating in my daily Boulevard walk. It was around 7:30 in the evening. On the way towards downtown I walk on the river side, the way back, the home and business side. Yesterday evening there were several people in front of me a bit and occasionally a runner or walker walking in the opposite direction. As always I moved over more to my own side of the side walk and kept my pace. I was quickly catching up to several pods of walkers in front of me when I noticed a vivacious, elderly gentleman walking towards me. He smiled and encouraged EVERY person that he passed. The man would grin from ear to ear, and say, "Keep up the good work!" He then carried on his way. As I was making my return trip, walking on the home and business side of The Boulevard I heard from across the street and over the roar of vehicles that same man yell, "You're still doing it! Keep up the good work!" It made my evening. I smiled the whole way home.

This story had me thinking. I can't remember the last time when walking The Boulevard, around The East End, or Downtown or when window shopping or out to dinner with friends when a complete stranger hadn't say hello or wish me a great day and I the same in return. Aren't we lucky to live in a town that for the most part is consider to be very courteous, helpful, and thankfully safe! In most places around the United States and the world, a person would look at you like you were a cross eyed frog if you dared talk to someone that you didn't know personally. I'm grateful that I don't live in one of those places. I'm grateful that I do live in a place that is safe enough for me to also continue saying hello to strangers in passing.

Have An Electric Birthday, Mat!!!!!

2009-07-17T09:01:00.002-04:00

For my birthday, Mat did this...

WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE USED. FOR 'MATURE' AUDIENCE ONLY!

For Mat's birthday, I decided to re-post his electrifying moves!

Happy Birthday, Mat!!!!

I'm Back

2009-07-16T12:03:00.004-04:00

After one devastating break up, shifting around some major priorities, a wonderful friend moving away from Charleston, a new summer gig, a minor Internet scandal, and several bottles of liquor, Advil, and Gatorade, I'm back! It hasn't been an easy couple of months, but survival mode kicked in and I have emerged on the other side victorious! `I will once again pick back up in the blogging world. Stay tuned for more adventures in the lives of Chez and her Macaronis.

With that said, I would like to give some shout outs to a few individuals.

Ian Bode and Chet Lowther will be showing at Chet's studio on Hale Street tonight during The Art Walk. Check out what they have been up to.

Steph Andrews and Brent share an art space at 1033 Quarrier St. They are also participating in The Art Walk. See what they have in store.

Support all of the local artisans in the area! Get out there and do The Art Walk.

True Blood Drinking Game

2009-06-21T20:23:00.003-04:00

Beth and I have decided, being the avid True Blood AND alcohol fans that we are, to develop a True Blood Drinking Game. We hope that you all enjoy your own version of fun! This Sunday, it's True Blood with some Ya Ya Margaritas. (recipe to follow after the jump)

True Blood Drinking Game

-1 drink whenever Bill says, "Sooookie."
-1 drink when any 'bubbies' are displayed.
- 2 drinks when Sookie's 'bubbies' are displayed.
-3 drinks when witness to vampires biting.
-1 drink whenever Sam's shifts, either from human to dog or dog to human.
-1 drink for every Pam eye roll.
-1 drink every time Tara's mom mentions Jesus.
-drink for the duration of Mary Anne's quiver.
-1 drink when Jason prays.
-4 drinks when Jason 'bones' a chick.
-Finish the rest of your beverage every time Sookie gets pissed at Bill.
-2 drinks when Erik hits on Sookie.

Have fun. Thank goodness True Blood is only an hour long!

Ya Ya Margarita Recipe

1 12oz can of Frozen Limeaid
12 oz of tequila (use the now empty limeaid can)
1 12 oz bottle of corona
1 12oz can of Sprite

Pour over ice and enjoy!

"I wanna do bad things to you...."

Truly Thankful Thursday

2009-06-04T12:53:00.004-04:00

I am truly thankful today because in a little over a week, these two lovely men will be in my living room with ME yet again. Every Sunday evening with two of the hottest men alive, I mean dead, is not a bad way to spend a Sunday evening. Especially, when they are blood thirsty, sex driven, perfect specimens of flesh and muscle. They may glamore me any day.

My question, True Blood fans, is who is your favorite? With who would you chose to spend an eternity? I have my own ideas...

Let The Countdown Begin

2009-06-02T14:18:00.003-04:00

If you've been reading my blog for any amount of time, you know I'm a sucker for a vampire and love stories. Give me a combination of both, and I'm buttah!

Watch it. Rewind. Watch it. Rewind.

http://www.twilight-new-moon.net/movie/official-new-moon-trailer/

The Blog-aratzi Is Likin' What You're Working With!

2009-05-29T10:22:00.004-04:00

I was perusing my blog roll this morning when I came across my name on The EDG's blog site, Esse Diem. I was shocked and honored to be listed as a recipient of The Bella Award: One Lovely Blog. I thank The EDG very much for finding my blog to be entertaining and award worthy.

Now it is my privilege to announce the next recipients of The Bella!

Work that red carpet because you've been working it in the blog-o-sphere and someone is taking notice.

That's right ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Bella Awards. Today we would like to honor....

1. Greg Bolt, a youth minister, writes The Oregon Mountaineer. This former West Virginia resident has been transplanted into the world of Oregon where he is currently working on growing solid roots with his wife, his church community, the youth of Bend, Oregon, and praying that the WVU Mountaineers can do it this year! The Oregon Mountaineer's blog covers the vast spectrum of thought and questioning to laughter and love and all of those quirky moments in between.

2. Tina, the voice behind Scrabble Crush, is a mother of many, wife, daughter, sister, student, teacher, cook, artist, soon to be licenced counselor, listener, and self proclaimed Scrabble addict. In between doing all of these numerous activities she blogs. Her blog consists of heartwarming moments with her family and friends, pee your pants in laughter adventures, political and environmental advocacy and awareness education posts, oh yeah, and SCRABBLE!

3. The folks over at Fork You, a Charleston, WV foodie and restaurant critique blog, have provided more entertainment and opportunity for Jerry Springer-esque comments from their readers than even Body Guard Steve could hold back! There are times that the comment section of their posts take on a life of their own outside of the original post. Some may love the Fork You Kids, some may hate them, but one thing is for sure...people are reading them!

4. Bethie is never REALLY out of her element, but she loves calling the world out when they are. Every Wednesday, you must check in and check out her WTF Wednesday posts. She's always right on. Then again, why wouldn't she be, playa?!

5. The Redneck Muppet will definitely Geek Your Kitchen, and by Geek, I mean make something fun and exciting in it. Kitchen Geeking provides step by step recipes, photo blogging of food and food preparation, video of people eating what was just made in the Geek's kitchen, provide commentary on anything and all things food related. Oh and Bacon is his middle name.

6. A former student from many moons ago has created the disgustingly hilarious and at times raunchy blog I HATE SO MUCH. Her verbal skills and the ability to paint a picture, despite the topic matter, leave very little to the imagination. If you want to remember what your twenties were like, check her out. If you need a quick laugh, check her out. One thing is for sure, no one or thing is safe!

To all of those receiving The Bella, congratulations. Now pass on this award to other worthy bloggers. To all of those reading, if you haven't already, go and check out these bloggers. They are something else.

Question of The Day

2009-05-28T10:48:00.003-04:00

I recently watched the Will Smith flick "Seven Pound." It is beautifully heart wrenching to say the least. It has left me with a question. I hope you take the time to reflect and reveal.

What is the most selfless act that you have heard of someone performing?

Thought of the Day

2009-05-22T09:26:00.002-04:00

If I am to ever get into a serious relationship ever again, the man must have once been married and currently divorced. This will prove that they do indeed possess the ability to commit and some other poor woman had the job of breaking him in. I'm sick and tired of doing all the hard work.

"If You're Not Scared, You're Not Paying Attention"

2009-05-15T10:06:00.004-04:00

"If you're not scared, you're not paying attention."

I liked this. It really stuck with me after hearing Dr. Bailey say it on Grey's Anatomy last night. I need to think about it and comment soon.

What I Know For Sure

2009-05-14T08:11:00.020-04:00

Life has been a bit tricky lately. I wasn't necessarily thrown a curve ball lately, but I will admit, I wasn't completely ready for the pitch. With that said, when times get hectic it's easy to obsess on moments, facts, ideas that one has zero control over, times that we can't recreate, moments that are in the past for a reason. A person has to concentrate on what they know to be truth, what they can control, and to rely on the present in hopes of a better tomorrow. I have been asking myself over the last few days, "What do I know for sure? What is a constant? What can I count on to not change right now?" Here's the start of my list.

1. When involved in a relationship, be sure to keep one another high on the priority list. If you don't, you shouldn't be together. Always, always make yourself a priority.

2. Friends and The Family You Get To Pick will have your back especially when others are trying to stab you in it.

3. Honesty is the best policy even if it is painful to say or hear.

4. I love Casa Garcia's. A margarita, chips, and salsa will make any day just a little bit brighter.

5. A Yuengling and a Sam's Cheeseburger won't create world peace, but they sure do create inner peace.

6. Break ups are devastating. Break ups with the invention of technology and social media sucks!

7. 6 year olds really do say the darnedest things and often they are quite insightful.

8. The Whack Job Customer is always right.

9. In order to ever see a rainbow, you have to weather the storm.

10. Oprah was right. "What you give comes back to you." This applies to both the good and the bad. Karma.

11. Women are given a 6th sense at birth for a reason. Don't ignore it; listen to it.
12. They call it the end for a reason...because it's over. However, with every ending starts a new beginning and that's exciting. Morrie Schwartz said it best. "Don't let go too soon but, but don't hang on too long."

13. "All God's critters have a place in the choir. Some sing low. Some sing higher. Some sing outside on the telephone wire. And some just clap their hands, or paws, or fins, or claws, or anything they got now." It takes all kinds to make this world go 'round.

14. Diet Coke is indeed much better than Diet Pepsi.

15. REV RUN says, "You can't change what you won't confront." Amen.

16. The perfectly cooked steak should never been insulted with the addition of steak sauce.

17. Someone always has it worse than you. I was recently watching "Inside The Actor's Studio". Michael J. Fox was on. He was talking about having Parkinson's Disease and why he has an optimistic attitude. He relayed a story that someone in his life had told him in the early days of being diagnosed. This is paraphrased.

A group of individuals are sitting around in a circle, and Jesus or some other spiritual leader asked everyone to one at a time, tell the group their problem and then throw it into the middle of the circle. Everyone told their story and tossed their problem into the middle. At the end, the leader told them, "Now you have to take any one of the problems back. It doesn't have to be yours; it can be another's." Immediately, everyone took their own problem back. Someone always has it worse than you.

18. "I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better I do better." -Maya Angelou

19. Timshel. "Thou mayest." The gift of choice.

20. I'm still the Chez! And you are still the Macaroni!

What do you know for sure?

Quote With A Side of Ego, Please

2009-05-12T12:48:00.007-04:00

I just received this via email today. My new favorite quote:

“The family you get to choose, making Chez a priority since that crazy lady made us one of her Macaronis.”

-Kitchen Geeking

Mind Your Manners Monday!

2009-05-11T10:39:00.003-04:00

We all know some nebbie-nosed, bitchy, get in your bid-nezz, miserable people who strive to stir the drama pot, make every one's lives miserable in order to draw attention to themselves, overcompensate for something lacking in their own lives, jealousy, or they are just the spawn of Lucifer himself. Either way, these people exist. Most everyone attempts to stay clear of the Stage 5 Shit Stirrer. However, at times, they have a tendency to stick their spiteful heads in the midst of everything. Why must they continue? Why do it to anyone? Why must they do it to me?!

To All of The Stage 5 Shit Stirrers of the World:

Mind Your Manners Monday is for you!

Here's the attention that you want, need, and deserve!

Mind Your Manners!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

Fed Up

Thank God That's Over Thursday!

2009-05-07T08:51:00.012-04:00

Shortly after I broke up with the cheating, lying, long term, college boyfriend of 3 years my friends pressured me incessantly to get back out in the dating scene again. The idea was mortifying to say the least. I had just literally had my heart ripped out, tossed to the curb, jumped on, and the bastard then did a perfect tango all over it. In short, my whole being had been turned upside down and I had to figure out which way was up. It took a while. It took a very long while.

Eventually, I agreed as a favor to a friend to a blind date with an acquaintance of hers. The karma scale was way out of wack on this particular Saturday because there is nothing that I could have done in my past that deserved what was a head of me in my future. To this day, I question whether or not my 'friend' was pissed at me, teaching me a lesson of some sort, or her opinion of me is such shit that she would set me up with the most perverted, disgusting, lecherous, disgusting tub of dude that I have ever met.

My first mistake was agreeing to go. My second mistake was letting him pick me up at my apartment rather than meet him at the movie theater. This left me without a car or an easy escape vehicle AND it allowed him to know where I lived. HUGE MISTAKE!

We went to see The Green Mile; one of the world's longest movies ever made. I know this because for 188 minutes plus 8 minutes of previews I was ducking, dodging, slapping away the groping hands and the equivalent to a slobbering muzzle of a Saint Bernard. This foul assed man (he was ugly too) despite a completely full movie theater and having literally just met proceeded to attempt to tongue rape my neck and tie my tits up like he was making balloon animals. I was pissed off. I mean PISSED OFF.

I turned to the lady beside me who had been witnessing all of this nonsense. She gave me a pitying smile and gave my hand a squeeze. I then apologized for what was about to happen, turned towards my date and proceeded to grab this fuck wad by the man shaft and squeeze. I then spit into his ear, "Do not ever touch me again you fuck! I'm going to let go, you are going to quit crying, we are going to walk to the car, you will take me home. You will not utter one fucking word on the way there. You will never call me again, and if you are smart you will forget where I live. Is this clear?" He painfully moaned an affirmative. We left the movie with 20 minutes left. I didn't care. To this day I cannot stomach The Green Mile. I heard it is wonderful; I wouldn't know.

Thankfully, numb nuts did exactly what was demanded of him... until we pulled up to the apartment. The Groping Goober proceeded to say, "So... sorry about all of the stuff back there. Why don't you let me make it up to you...I'll come on up stairs and ..." Insert guido wink and shoulder shrug from douche bag. Hysterical fits of laughter erupted from my being. Shaking my head, I pointed to his crotch, "Darlin' I know what you are working with. Remember what happened in the theater? Fuck off."

I exited the car, shut the door, walked upstairs, made a few phone calls, met up with the friends, and laughed at this poor schmuck for the remainder of the evening.

Thank God That's Over!!!!

On a side note, two years later I ran into my very good friend out at a local bar. She was alone. I asked her what she was doing out alone. She stated that she was waiting on a date. I hadn't realized that she had started seeing anybody. She said that she had met this individual on the Internet. Mind you this was 2001 and Internet dating was still a bit taboo. She said, "I still think about your God awful blind date. I won't make the same mistake that you did and not have my car with me!" In walks her date. I said, "You won't make the same mistake I did, will ya? Wanna bet? You just did." The expression on everyone's face was priceless. When he noticed me and assumed who she was he immediately turned around and walked out the way he had walked in. My friend ordered a round of tequila shots, died laughing, high fived me, and settled in for a night of yet again laughing at the douche bag!

One thing is for sure, that poor guy has provided me with years of laughs at his expense.

Now I want to know...

What is the worst date that you ever went on in your life?

Memory Lane

2009-05-07T08:41:00.002-04:00

Tuesday was a very busy day. School, paper work, a hurried trip to the grandmother's house to pick up tickets, a visit to The Clay Center for the Rat Pack Tribute, a few cocktails afterwards. It completely slipped my mind that it was the anniversary of my grandfather's death. He has been gone for 11 years now, and it feels like it was just yesterday that I was sitting in my apartment in Morgantown, a junior in college, receiving the phone call that he was no longer in pain. Excuse me while I take a moment to remember a great man.

Africando

2009-05-05T12:27:00.003-04:00

Rat - tat- tat

The pulse of seduction

Swaying bodies lost in rhythm

History, tradition

cascading in rippling waves

of sound, music, muscle, temptation.

Waaaaaant - waaaaahhhhhh

Moaning horns

Sights of satisfaction mirror the brass and metal

Reflecting eyes and heaving chests

With the rhythm of a sultry fiesta

they tango in touch.

Happy Earth Day!

2009-04-22T08:55:00.001-04:00

Just like Mary Catherine Gallagher, I plan on making out with a tree later today in honor of Earth Day!!!!! Be Green or Be Gone!

Mama's Day, Kids!

2009-04-17T10:54:00.006-04:00

In case you don't have your calendars marked already, don't forget that Mother's Day is right around the corner. The world will be celebrating Moms on Sunday, May 10th this year. How do you plan to celebrate this year's Mommy Appreciation Day?

My mom lives in Kansas which makes it a bit hard for us to celebrate WITH her. However, my sister and I have a few ideas brewing to insure that it is a special day for her. If not, we'll not stop hearing about it for years. My mom has a knack for never letting people live down a mistake or two. For instance...

I was born in March of 1977. I was only a few months old that May. My mother had joined the ranks of many before her and would want to legitimately celebrate and be appreciated for being a MOM. Only my father forgot to even buy a card for the new mother. Horror. Panic. Bile.

He woke up on Saturday and remembered what day tomorrow would be. He had royally screwed up, and knew he couldn't approach her empty handed. He made an excuse to run an errand very quickly. He wasn't gone long. He was pleased with his purchase. He knew for sure in the morning he would be out of the dog house and my mother would continue to love and adore both him and the infant Chez.

Until he handed her this...

Only he had taken a Sharpie marker and written on the label across the top "HAPPY" and vertically from the M and D "Mother's" "Day"! He thought he was the cleverest husband and father ever! For my mother's first Mother's Day via my father I bought her a bottle of grape Mad Dog 20/20 with a ghetto-ed Mother's Day message scrawled on the label.

How do you think she reacted? I'm dying to know how you would finish this story? Tell me in the comments. I'll eventually fill you in on the correct ending.

Missing Kitteh!!!!!

2009-04-08T08:42:00.003-04:00

My sister lives in the Kanawha City area off of Porter Rd. She woke up this morning to find her door open and her cat missing! (Scary to think that someone might have been in her home while she was there. Luckily, the dog was in her crate in my sister's bedroom.)

If anyone should come across an all black cat with a white spot on her chest, front paws declawed, and answers to Mia (Me-a), please place a comment in the comnent section of this blog. My sister is a wreck. Mia hates the outdoors and needs to come home! Plus, she doesn't have the means to protect herself if she is out wandering in the woods.

MISSING CAT!
LAST SEEN ON PORTER ROAD, LOST OR TAKEN APPROX. 2:00 AM, 4/8/09.
SHE IS BLACK WITH A WHITE PATCH ON HER CHEST AND A WHITE SCAR ON THE BACK OF HER NECK. DECLAWED IN FRONT. ANSWERS TO MIA!
ANY INFORMATION CALL BRYN:
304-395-3303

TheBoyFriend is the Best!

2009-03-27T10:05:00.002-04:00

Here is just one more reason why TheBoyFriend is the best! His video of Charleston's latest ART WALK is AWESOME! Does the painting of the elephant at the end of the video look familiar???

*photo: http://bp3.blogger.com/_GnyY66e_5jk/SH3xjFkcv0I/AAAAAAAAAYo/cOQ0pgkWvSQ/s1600-h/Artwalk.gif

A Good Time; A Good Cause

2009-03-27T07:18:00.002-04:00

DaveJam 2009
Benefit Birthday Jam for David Lavigne
This Saturday, from 2p-10p
Lake Chaweva in Cross Lanes

Come join us and celebrate Dave’s 48th Birthday, enjoy GREAT guitar and band music, original songs and more to help support his ongoing treatment for Pancreatic Cancer.
Free Pizza, Hot Wings, Fried Chicken, Hot Dogs, Chips, Non-alcoholic drinks and a bunch of other stuff provided ...Optional: bring a snack food or side dish, BYOB, and a comfy chair or blanket if weather is nice.

****Playa’s!!! Bring an instrument and join in the Jam!!!****

Also...50/50 raffles and DOOR PRIZES!!!
$140 Certificate for Michaels Hair Studio, Keith Urban tickets and CD packages from 96.1 the Wolf, 8Hrs of studio recording from 101 Productions, Gourmet Ice-cream from The Wooden Spoon, Pastries from the Risin Dough Bakery, coupons for Free pizza and more!

Directions:

Cross Lanes Exit of I-64

Right at Main Stop Light
On to W. Washington St.
(Rite Aid will be on your Left)

Approx 1/3 mile to Lake Chaweva on the Right
(across from Union Public Service District)

Contact Lori Haught or Scott Lavigne
304-546-8591 304-415-6278

Rumor has it that some of your favorite musicians from Sam's Uptown Cafe's stage will be there jammin'!

WV Brochure Nomination Information

2009-03-25T12:54:00.003-04:00

So the following email found it's way into my inbox this morning...

Oh who am I kidding?! I wrote the damn thing. I am one of three behind the marketing of Sam's Uptown Cafe. In any case, I believe that the WVDT and Collaborative for the 21st Century Appalachia are fantastic for putting this project together! It provides a great opportunity for locally owned, locally run, locally patronized businesses to prosper! Think about some of your favorite locally owned restaurants around the state, and start nominating them! However, remember who sent you there; one of the people behind the Sam's Site!!!!

WV BROCHURE NOMINATION INFORMATION

There has been a calling for a best local dining of WV list. The WV Division of Tourism and Collaborative for the 21st Century Appalachia has decided to team up to create a brochure listing WV's 101 unique places to dine. They are wanting to profile places that the locals know about and go to consistently and constantly. They are currently taking nominations until April 15th. After that date, a group of individuals will review the nomination lists and the information provided with each nomination. A brochure will be created containing the list of 101 restaurants. These brochures will be placed in Welcome Centers around the state, in in-and-out of town bus tour companies, Visitor Centers, etc. In short, tons of FREE promotion and exposure!

Now wouldn't it be absolutely great if Sam's was featured in that brochure?! You can help make this happen by nominating Sam's Uptown Cafe. All you have to do is go to this website: http://www.wvfarm2u.org/survey/restaurants.aspx If you have any questions that you need to have answered in order to fill out the form, please feel free to shoot an email and the information will be provided for you. You have the address, phone number, email, and website address already listed at the bottom of this email. Let's help get Sam's into this brochure!

Thanks everyone!

Sam's Uptown Cafe

28 Capitol Street

Charleston, WV 25301

304-346-6222

www.myspace.com/samsuptowncafe

You can now follow Sam's on twitter.com and urbanspoon.com!

Birthday Art

2009-03-23T09:01:00.003-04:00

Here is my birthday painting that Ian Bode and Dave Thomas created especially for me.

I can't even begin to thank them enough. Their generosity, creativity, and friendship are greatly appreciated! Thanks guys! I can't wait to hang it!

It's Electric!

2009-03-10T18:48:00.004-04:00

My friends threw a birthday cookout for me this past Saturday. My friend, Mat, was curious as to exactly how much it would hurt if he were to hold on to the electric, invisible fence, dog collar. He found out. Warning: There is EXPLICIT LANGUAGE used. Not for children!

World Builder

2009-03-09T14:41:00.004-04:00

World Builder from Bruce Branit on Vimeo.

This is a short film written, directed, and produced by Bruce Branit. The film was shot in a day. However, the post production work took upwards to two years. In the digital, computerized day and age in which we live, I am struck at the special effects, but also the vision of what some believe will be reality rather than fantasy in the coming years. The story line leaves me wanting to discuss. However, I'm not entirely sure where to begin. I will spend some time formulating thoughts and comment later. Watch the film and tell me what you think.

Macaronis Showing Love or Shameless Self Promotion

2009-03-06T08:51:00.003-05:00

That's right, Macaronis! The Chez is turning 29 years old for the 2nd or 3rd time on Saturday!

Stop by Sam's Uptown Cafe on Saturday night and say hello!

March 13th and 14th Gallery Showing

2009-03-02T11:07:00.009-05:00

On March 13th and 14th Charleston's Art Community will be pleased to see the creative works of local artists, Dave Thomas and Ian Bode. Their work will be featured in Chet Lowther's Studio, located at 223 1/2 Hale Street Charleston West Virginia, 25301 from 6-9pm.

Ian Bode, a Charleston Native, has been fine tuning his own style of artistic expression his entire life. His cartoon and music inspired work has been displayed in several galleries and private collections within the Charleston area. Currently, he is also working on creating the illustrations for a children's book. Dan Tompkins, local foodie and art collector has been quoted as saying, "Bode's apparently simple cartoon sketches convey an amazing depth of emotion without beating viewers over the head with anything."

His latest work is inspired by some of the world's best song writers and their lyrics. He is currently taking requests or suggestions as to new music, song writers, and lyrics as to continue on with this new form of music inspired pieces. Be sure to check out his sketch pad full of ideas and lyrical pictures that will be on hand at the Studio.

Dave Thomas, a native of Oak Hill, WV and current Charleston resident, has been creating art for as long as he can remember. Elizabeth Kavitz, a West Virginia lawyer and collector of art, finds that Dave Thomas' peices are "cartoon-like visions that reflect the proportions we feel rather than the ones we see." He refers to himself as "the washboard guy that makes crazy art."

Dave Thomas also plays percussion instruments for several bands around town. You can see him rythmically beating on a percussion instrument of some sorts in Charleston's own Taste Like Chicken, Bon Scottscok, and sitting in as a guest with most any other band that takes the stage at Sam's Uptown Cafe. Along with Bode, Thomas has presented his work in many galleries around Charleston and is represented in personal collections around the United States.

On a personal note, I refer to both Dave and Ian as friend. I'm looking forward to the near future when I can invest in a piece of Ian's work. I have several pieces that Dave has created that are hanging in my apartment and in my classroom. I have asked Dave to create a new piece for me and he will be unveiling it on the 13th at the show. I have yet to see it, or even the design. I gave him a concept 6 months ago, and asked him to run with it. For the whole story of how this peice came to be, be sure to check it out here. It's a pretty great dream come true.

Make it a point to drop into Chet Lowther's Studio on March 13th or 14th to see the fantastic work created by two of Charleston's finest artisans. Support your local artists and artistic community!

Ebb and Flow

2009-02-25T14:21:00.003-05:00

High Note of My Professional Day:

This morning I received an email from one of my lawyer friends informing me that our other lawyer friend would be on a webcast arguing before the WVSC. Friend 1 provided background information about the case and the law and statute being addressed. I thought, "What a great learning experience for the students! Mock trial is coming up! I should inform the rest of the school staff! They might tune in." Bright Idea- The Chez will fwd friend 1's email to the entire staff at school...after she deletes the personal information about new haircuts and color, along with the statement "Are you going to the kegger tonight? I have your beads!" SEND.

Low Point of MY Professional Day:

I then realized that the delete button stuck. Everything was deleted with the exception of the court information AND "Are you going to the kegger tonight? I have your beads!"

I realized that it had not been deleted only after hitting Send To All Staff! Several staff members emailed asking me where the party was and if they could come! I then had to send out another email explaining that I would not be doing keg stands at a keg party tonight, provided a loose definition of what a *"Kegger" actually is, and completely chose to ignore the bead comment. Ignoring bead comment proved to be futile. (.)(.) (Flashed ya!)

*A Kegger is when the my female friends and I hit a happy hour from 5:00-6:30 before going home to significant others, children, animals, etc. It rejuvenates us for the remainder of the week.

Seriously?! Are You Kidding Me?

2009-02-23T10:58:00.008-05:00

Be sure to read the opinion piece that was in the paper on Sunday. It contains an argument to increase School Board Members' financial compensation. They are hoping to introduce a bill to the Legislature to increase payment to close to $18,000 for 50 meetings a year. On the topic of school boards not being paid adequately Snuffer, a Raleigh County Board Member, was quoted as saying, "It becomes a very thankless job. It's hard to keep attracting professional people. It just gets harder."

I have strong beliefs on the pitiful pay that educators in the state of West Virginia receive. I know how hard they work because I am one of the thousands of under paid, under appreciated teachers in the state. It's easy for people to BITCH about teachers pay when they have never stepped foot in a classroom since their own days of schooling. I've heard all of the arguments. I dispute them all. Nonetheless, teacher salaries aren't the ones being examined at the moment. We are currently looking at the argument to increase a board member's compensation. Keeping in mind that most board members in the business world are voluntary positions to begin with. They are asking for a raise that is more than what they are currently being reimbursed?! $8,000-$18,5000.

The annual pay that they are asking to be given for 50 meetings a year is more than half of the starting salary of a university or college educated beginning teacher with a Master's degree. My thoughts to those of you who are are feeling under appreciated in your elected positions: Welcome to the world of teachers in the educational field. Seriously?! Join the ranks with the group of professionals who have been underpaid and under appreciated for decades?! Welcome.

Useless Super Powers = I <3 Keanu Reeves!

2009-02-19T09:18:00.005-05:00

Several years ago when I was teaching High School English in Berkeley Springs, WV, I asked my students, "What's your hidden super power? You know, the one talent that you have that is silly, creative, absurd, helpful, whatever it might be. How did you find out that you possessed such an amazing super power?"

Needless to say, the essays and discussions that came from those two questions were fantastic, some scary, but nonetheless, fantastic. People can do some weird shit! AND they found out that they can do this weird shit in some really bizarre ways!

I started thinking about this former assignment that I had given out so many years ago the other day when The BoyFriend made an unrelated (unrelated because he didn't know about the former assignment) comment about my USELESS super power. He informed me that I had a USELESS super power and the uncanny ability to find a Keanu Reeve's movie on television on any particular time on any particular day.

After I first recovered from his ability to speak in bold, big letters such as he did when he spat the word USELESS, I laughed hysterically because...it's true! I can do it. I do it all the time, but it is always by accident. Nine times out of ten I can turn on the TV, do a quick search through the channel guide, and find a Keanu Reeves movie. It's amazing.

The humorous part is this...I am slightly obsessed with his looks. I think he is the hottest man to walk the planet. I have thought this since the early days of Parenthood and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (which was the movie that I found on TV this past Saturday). I have naughty dreams about him all of the time, but I'm not a fanatic of his acting ability or inability. I don't rave over his movies so much because in all honesty, I get lost at looking at him and don't always pay attention to the plot line. Hence the reason that I might actually possess this USELESS ability to find a movie of his at any given time. I NEED to watch his flicks multiple times! In short, I don't think he is as stupid as does everyone else, but I am incredibly intrigued by the mystery of Mr. Reeves and his hotness!

Molly Ringwald possessed the super power of applying the lipstick to her lips with the help of her ta tas. Spiderman grew webs out of his wrist. Super Man could change clothes in a telephone booth, not to mention fly. My friend, D, can predict consecutive songs on the radio. K, in Berkeley Springs, can speak bubble talk. (It literally sounds like she is not only in the bubble, but also IS the bubble.) My other friend, KG, can most likely smell bacon within a 10 mile radius AND inform us based on smell and taste of what region the swine was raised. (I say most likely because this theory hasn't been tested, but if it were, I KNOW he could do it!) We all possess USELESS super powers! Now...I want to know yours!

Getting Down At The Uptown

2009-02-16T14:22:00.007-05:00

Sam's Uptown Cafe

28 Capitol Street

Charleston, WV 25301

304-346-6222

samsuptowncafe@gmail.com

www.myspace.com/samsuptowncafe

Urbanspoon.com listing

Sam's Uptown Cafe has been calling 28 Capitol Street home for 14 years. People have been coming through those doors time and time again for some of the best food, service, and fun for over a decade! Sam's staff and regulars have been paying the dues and raving about one of Charleston's best kept secrets for some time. The hard work is paying off...Sam's is FINALLY considered to be a Charleston Landmark by most in the Greater Kanawha Valley.

Daily, business people, airline flight crews, and visitors of the capital city ask their hotel concierge or local dining server, "Where can I go to relax, listen to some music, be treated well, and meet some great folks with Charleston flavor?" Due to the amount of hotel car service vans that are viewed outside on Capitol Street dropping off customers, I'd say Sam's was the answer given. Sitting at the bar on any given night, you can have this conversation with a visitor from out of town and they seem very impressed with the comfort level and the hospitality that Sam's staff and regular customers have to offer. Not only do the visitors love Sam's, but there is a reason so many individuals consider themselves REGULARS to The Cafe.

If you have never been to Sam's Uptown Cafe before, then you really are missing out. Sam's has a variety of offerings and services that cater to almost any individual.

Lunch

In addition to the full menu available during lunch time, Monday through Friday, Sam's offers a Blue Plate Special. Marie and the gang prepare homemade,wholesome meals that range from Chicken and Dumplings to Spaghetti and meat sauce. Each meal is accompanied by a side. If the Blue Plate isn't your cup of soup, then we might just have one that is. Sam's offers two soup de jour during the lunch shift or a wrap that varies from day to day. Robbie, a long time employee, will deliver for free within a 5 block radius. If you are near the Capital in Charleston's Historical East End, then deliveries need to be a $40 minimum, but will be delivered.

Happy Hour

Need to relax after a long day at the office? Sam's offers Happy Hour Specials from 1pm-7pm. This is a great time to meet up with friends and/or co-workers. Plenty of seating is available. Ask your bartender for daily specials.

Dinner or Late Night Grubbing

Sam's Kitchen is open until 2am! Does it get any better than that?! Might I suggest The Prime Rib Sandwich, Wings, A Greek Salad, or The Rachel! Check out the menu, you are sure to find something that you'll love!

Live Music 5 Nights A Week!

Sam's brags that they provide live music AT LEAST 5 nights a week. From Open Mic Nights on Tuesdays to local, regional, and nationally labeled bands playing Wednesdays-Saturdays! Be sure to check out the band schedules on the myspace page.

Sports Watching Needs

They can all be met here. Sam's has definitely become an unofficial West Virginia University Sports Bar. However, they will allow the occasional opponent to venture in through the doors. Sam's sports TVs in every wall and corner in The Cafe, both upstairs and downstairs. Sam's subscribes to a satellite service. Therefore, 9 times out of 10 they have what you are wanting to watch!

Beers and Libations

Sam's Uptown Cafe almost always has what anyone is looking for. If they don't, they'll try there hardest to get it. From micro-brews and imports to everyday domestics and old favorite standbys, Sam's has what you want and need to take the edge away.

For this and many other reason that you will just simply have to find out for yourself, Sam's is a special asset to the downtown Charleston Music, Business Lunch, and Night Life Scene. If you haven't been, come and give it a try. If you have, then they will be sure to see you come through those doors again shortly!

If Facebook Owns My Ass, Does That Make Me An Assface?

2009-02-16T12:40:00.005-05:00

I'm not sure how I feel about this. It's basically saying that Facebook owns your ass, or at least any part of your ass that you have ever posted to the site. Pictures, links, blogs, comments, notes, all of it. It owns it even after you have terminated the account. Hmmmm. Thoughts? Opinions? Questions? I'm still formulating mine.

V. D. It Really Is A Social Disease

2009-02-12T07:59:00.004-05:00

Oh, the dreaded V. D. The time of year when singles cry, protest, or pretend and coupled people pour money into the economy on frivolous junk. Valentine's Day.

I'm not a hater nor am I full-fledged participate-or of this wonderfully, commercialized holiday. I have had good Valentine's Days and I have had awful, disgusting Valentine's Days in the past. However, most often it is the one time of year that I can expect to see a package in the mail with new heart colored underwear or pajamas that my mom thought were cute.

That's right. To me, Valentine's Day always meant...new undies and sleepwear. For the past two decades, my mother has purchased Valentine's Day Panties and PJs for my sister and me. She called yesterday to say that she had mailed our V.D. cards. That means in mere days, I'll be wearing new undies while I blog. Yippppeeee! Won't The BoyFriend be happy then.

Speaking of The BoyFriend. He tiptoed around the subject of Valentine's Day plans the other day. Last year was our first V.D. together. I emphatically told him then that this was to be treated like any other day. I didn't want him going out of his way to do anything that required financial payment or was over the top. My thoughts on the matter...we just had Christmas and my birthday is right around the corner. Granted, I did buy him a card, and did so this year, but I don't see the need to be extravagant on just one particular day. Last year he did place a Valentine's Day card in a parking ticket envelope and placed it on my car in the middle of the night. I thought that was hysterical after I got over the initial panic.

I was simply glad that it wasn't anything like the VD of 1997. The College Ex and I had been together for quite some time by that point. We weren't living together, but we did spend a great deal of time together. I was in love. I thought we were in love. He managed to provoke a huge fight on 2/13. Quite convenient in retrospect. We broke up. (Found out a few years later, he had a date that night. He had a bit of an extra curricular activities problem.)

Nonetheless, the morning of V.D. I woke up to a stuffed monkey with a back pack on sitting outside of my door. In the back pack were 5-10 airplane liquor bottles and a card from him-not apologizing for being a douche, but rather telling me to tie one on. I still can't quite get over that one. Like an idiot I ended up getting completely shit-wasted, ordered Papa John's Cheese Sticks with the Cheese Sauce, threatened the pizza guy all while crying and slobbering liquor that if he didn't bring me my cheese sauce for the sticks I would flip out and maybe not ever recover. I felt the need in my inebriated state to fill him in on my boyfriend's most recent infractions. PoorPizzaGuy felt so badly for me that he showed up with the Cheese Sticks, a whole pizza boy full of Cheese Sauce, and a get-well soon card that he had everyone at Papa John's sign for me...and it was all free! One of the nicest gestures from a stranger ever, but the worst Valentine's Day over all. *

This year The BoyFriend (not College Ex! He's been gone for over a decade now), we did agree to go to dinner on Saturday night at Sitar and if any of our friends would like to go with us they are more than welcome to go, too. I look forward to the night. I think it will be a pleasant evening with him and our friends. I'll give him his card. He'll like it. He'll appreciate it and so will I. **

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* like a love sick fool, I took him back two days later. It ended finally a few years later. Things wouldn't end if they didn't end badly.

** The BoyFriend is one of the most appreciative people on the planet. He really is one of the world's last true gentlemen. He was raised well! I'm lucky to call him The BoyFriend.

What the Pho?

2009-02-09T08:15:00.006-05:00

All day long on Friday, my twitter, facebook, and gmail status read "Wants Vietnamese Food Now!" Without consultation, The BoyFriend suggested Pho Vinh Long in South Charleston, down from the Mound. Great minds think a like. We had yet to go to Pho Vinh Long and we were anxious to see what was going on down on D Street. We called our buddy, Kitchen Geeking, a local foodie, and the three of us embarked on a Vietnamese adventure.

This was not our first trip into the world of Vietnamese dining. All had experienced Vietnamese cooking and eating, and we were anxious to do a comparision to our previous encounters. However, expectations were kept to a minimum, so as not to jade the initial experience.

I must tell you...we were pleased. The menu is limited with the idea that they want to stick to what they do best; a great decision on their part. A family owned and run resteraunt that has grandma in the kitchen cooking up family recipes and grandchildren in the diningroom refilling your drinks can't go wrong if it is done correctly.

The Pho is great! I've had better spring rolls, but they weren't awful. I would order them again. The portions to money ratio is very pleasing to the customer. I believe that The BoyFriend and I ate for right around $25/tip included. The decor is mimimal, which to me is fine; I'm there for the food and company. The service is great. Smiles all around. (However, if you are a vegetarian, the offerings are limited.)

If you have never experienced Vietnamese food, go to Pho Vinh Long and give it a try. Don't be afraid to ask questions or ask for a recommendation. The people at PVL are courteous and helpful. Give it a try!

Check out Kitchen Geeking's post about our experience. There are even pretty pictures.

These Are Not The Droids You're Looking For

2009-02-03T07:04:00.004-05:00

The Force was strong at Sam's Uptown Cafe last night.

Question

2009-01-30T10:10:00.002-05:00

I'm trying desperately hard to NOT be judgemental. However, I am losing this battle. I have judgement on this particular issue. I'm also quite thankful that it wasn't me. I am kid friendly. I hope to have children some day. I applaud single mothers and fathers! It takes a village. Hopefully, all single parents have a wonderful support group. I'm not opposed to fertility drugs, but I think that my definition of responsibility might differ from some others. However, 14 children?! I'm curious as to your thoughts.

Now granted, we do NOT know many or any of the true details that surround the latest multiple birth mother. What we think we might know/or do know is the following:

1. a woman gave birth to 8 babies
2. all the babies have lived
3. there might be 6 other children at home
4. home might still be with the maternal grandparents
5. there might not be a father or a husband involved
6. the mother might still be in her 20s.
7. there was a doctor who made the decision to prescribe and offer medical advice while administering fertility drugs.
8. my mouth is definitely hanging open
9. I'm definitely scratching my head
10. the words "selfish," "mental," and "WTF" are definitely running through my head

Thoughts? Questions? Comments?

It's Official!

2009-01-22T13:13:00.002-05:00

I'm a Slightly Dorky High Nerd. It doesn't have the same ring as "Neo Maxi Zoom Dweeby," but it will do. I think I knew that I was a SDHN all a long, but it has been solidified today. I'm a DORK.

I Pledge...

2009-01-20T13:28:00.002-05:00

MySpace Celebrity and Katalyst present The Presidential Pledge

I pledge to, not only teach, but also truly practice compassion, tolerance, and the art of humanity. Our president has called for our service. What do you pledge?

Tears of Hope

2009-01-20T12:47:00.005-05:00

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28745226/?GT1=43001

Today, I stream tears of change, hope, inspiration, and pledge to answer the calling of service. It is our individual and collective responsibility to help remake America. Through service, communication, dedication, and hard work we will succeed.

President Barack Obama's Inauguration Address

My fellow citizens:
I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.

Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because We the People have remained faithful to the ideals of our forbearers, and true to our founding documents.
So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans.

That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.

These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land - a nagging fear that America's decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights.

Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many.
They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America - they will be met. On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.

On this day,we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics. We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.

In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of short-cuts or settling for less. It has not been the path for the faint-hearted - for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the doers, the makers of things - some celebrated but more often men and women obscure in their labor, who have carried us up the long, rugged path towards prosperity and freedom. For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life.

For us, they toiled in sweatshops and settled the West; endured the lash of the whip and plowed the hard earth.

For us, they fought and died, in places like Concord and Gettysburg; Normandy and Khe Sahn. Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction.

This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions - that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.

For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act - not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology's wonders to raise health care's quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. And all this we will do.

Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions - who suggest that our system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memories are short. For they have forgotten what this country has already done; what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose, and necessity to courage.

What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them - that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works - whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified. Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end. And those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account - to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day - because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government.

Nor is the question before us whether the market is a force for good or ill. Its power to generate wealth and expand freedom is unmatched, but this crisis has reminded us that without a watchful eye, the market can spin out of control - and that a nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous. The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our Gross Domestic Product, but on the reach of our prosperity; on our ability to extend opportunity to every willing heart - not out of charity, but because it is the surest route to our common good.

As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. Our Founding Fathers, faced with perils we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience's sake. And so to all other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman, and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity, and that we are ready to lead once more.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort - even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan. With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the specter of a warming planet. We will not apologize for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defense, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you.

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus - and non-believers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.

To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect.
To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society's ills on the West - know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.

To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds. And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to suffering outside our borders; nor can we consume the world's resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

As we consider the road that unfolds before us, we remember with humble gratitude those brave Americans who, at this very hour, patrol far-off deserts and distant mountains. They have something to tell us today, just as the fallen heroes who lie in Arlington whisper through the ages.

We honor them not only because they are guardians of our liberty, but because they embody the spirit of service; a willingness to find meaning in something greater than themselves. And yet, at this moment - a moment that will define a generation - it is precisely this spirit that must inhabit us all.

For as much as government can do and must do, it is ultimately the faith and determination of the American people upon which this nation relies. It is the kindness to take in a stranger when the levees break, the selflessness of workers who would rather cut their hours than see a friend lose their job which sees us through our darkest hours. It is the firefighter's courage to storm a stairway filled with smoke, but also a parent's willingness to nurture a child, that finally decides our fate.

Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new. But those values upon which our success depends - hard work and honesty, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism - these things are old. These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history. What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility - a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task.

This is the price and the promise of citizenship.

This is the source of our confidence - the knowledge that God calls on us to shape an uncertain destiny.

This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed - why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent mall, and why a man whose father less than sixty years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath.

So let us mark this day with remembrance, of who we are and how far we have traveled. In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The capital was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people:

"Let it be told to the future world...that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive...that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet [it]."

America. In the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come. Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.

Smile For The Camera

2009-01-16T13:14:00.005-05:00

As previously posted, my sister bought herself a pound puppy. Millie is a Blue Tick Hound Mix. When she first picked Millie up from the Animal Shelter, Millie had pneumonia and kennel cough. An emergency trip to the Emergency Animal Hospital and several weeks of antibiotics have brought us to where we are today. I'm here to report, she's feeling FINE now. She is all psycho puppy now. She's gaining weight like it's her job and growing quickly. Her legs and belly are so long and big that she sits sideways like a toddler does. It's funny.

She has found a new favorite food other than her puppy chow...popcorn. She is a popcorn whore! She damn near took my sister's hand off trying to get the popcorn bag away from her. Bryn took this picture as Millie was eating her stolen goods. I died laughing because it looks like she is trying to smile for the camera. Silly Puppy!

Soundtrack of My Life

2009-01-16T09:53:00.003-05:00

It's silly, but fun.

If your life were a soundtrack, what would the music be?

Here’s how it works:
1. open your library (iTunes, winamp, media player, iPod)
2. put it on shuffle
3. press play
4. for every question, type the song that’s playing
5. new question - press the next button

OPENING CREDITS
Cocoon by Jack Johnson

WAKING UP
Free Fallin' by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
Fools Rush In/I Can't Help Falling In Love by Lick the Tins (Elvis Cover)

FALLING IN LOVE
Have Mercy On Me by Loretta Lynn

BREAKING UP
Diary by Alicia Keys (Unplugged Version)

PROM
Restless by Alison Krauss and Union Station

GRADUATION
Pastures of Plenty by Alison Krauss and Union Station

COLLEGE
My Adidas by Run-DMC

MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Shoop by Salt-N-Pepa

DRIVING SCENE
I'm Going Slightly Mad by Queen

FLASHBACK
My Mic Sounds Nice by Salt-N-Pepa

RECONCILIATION
Trip Through Your Wire by U2

REALIZATION OF "He's Not The One"
Now I Know by Cowboy Junkies

COLLEGE GRADUATION
One Night Gone by Brianna Lane

WORKFORCE
Something Beautiful Remains by Tina Turner

DATING
Down To The Waterline by Dire Straits

ENGAGEMENT
Lies by Glen Hansard

WEDDING
Moonshadow by Cat Stevens

BIRTH OF A CHILD
Dreaming My Dreams With You by Cowboy Junkies

FINAL BATTLE
It's Been A Hard Day's Night by The Beatles

DEATH SCENE
Beautiful Goodbyes by Jennifer Hanson

FUNERAL SONG
Atonement by Lucinda Williams

END CREDITS
Kokoleoko by VooDoo Katz

Reflection:

I'm actually a bit speechless. Some of the songs were fairly accurate when I think back to those times in my life. Others at first glance were shocking until I listening to the lyrics. I suppose as human beings we can find meaning in just about anything. It was still a fun little walk down memory lane and perhaps jaunt into the future.

Fill In The Blank Friday

2009-01-16T09:25:00.003-05:00

Today is a teacher prep day in between the semesters. However, I have very little to prepare for seeing that I have the same classes next semester. Having little to do at this exact moment sent me on a google search of Blog Memes. I found this one. Feel free to borrow, link, and complete. It's a fill in the blank meme. Have fun.

1. Enough with the bullshit.

2. The death penalty causes me to be conflicted.

3. I've been craving Asian cuisine.

4. Baby giggles make me laugh.

5. I wish I could go to the London Theater District next week.

6. Ghosts from the past have been on my mind lately.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to seeing TheBoyFriend, tomorrow my plans include more time with TheBoyFriendand Sunday, I want to watch football!

Email To Family and Friends

2009-01-13T12:29:00.003-05:00

Dear Family and Friends,

I must warn you that we won't be seeing much of one another until the ground thaws in the midst of May. There is cause for my hasty departure, for it is the new season premier of American Idol this evening. Yes, a new season has begun! By mid May we will have yet another soon to be failing singing/songwriter/artist to forget about. However, in the mean time I will faithfully be watching as they build a new song bird every Tuesday and Wednesday and rip apart another by the wings. I will vote on Tuesday nights with the other million or so Idol obsessed individuals. On Wednesday, we will sit in our living rooms holding our breath to insure that our votes really counted! We shall spend time hating Paula, wanting to hug Randy or buy him another cheeseburger, and have thoughts of physically intense make out sessions/boxing matches with Simon. Be strong, my loved ones, and GOD BLESS the producers of American Idol.

With love, (I'm singing this)

Heather/Chez

Brought To You By The Letter...

2009-01-13T07:07:00.007-05:00

Here’s how it works…You leave a comment on this post, and I’ll assign you a letter. You write about ten things you love that begin with your assigned letter, and post it at your place. When people comment on your list, you give them a letter, and the chain continues on and on. (I copied that from The Evil Twin's Wife and she copied off someone else, so... feel free to rip it off again).So, I left a comment and she gave me the letter "E." Here's my list:

1. Elephants: I have been slightly obsessed with elephants since the first day I can remember. I love them. I love watching them, learning about them, being around them. I'm even a proud owner of a T-shirt that was painted on by Steph at The Sedgewick County Zoo! I love elephants. If you were to step into my apartment you would see close to 100 elephant figurines, crystals, lamps, tables, stuffed versions, etc. Obsession.

2. Eggplant Parmesan: It's what I order when visiting Fazio's. I love eggplant parmesan.

3. Eggs Poached Softly: I am a poached egg snob! It is the one of the few items I will send back to the kitchen if it is not prepared perfectly. I am not one to do this to a restaurant kitchen unless they have messed with my egg! I love a perfectly poached egg on a toasted piece of sourdough bread. Southern Kitchen used to make the best next to my mom. I make a pretty mean poached egg myself. For Christmas I even received this.

4. East of Eden: by John Steinbeck. It is my favorite book ever written. I had to read it as a junior in high school and have read it ever summer since! I buy it as gifts to friends. Friends have bought copies of it for me. You can't go wrong with a summer day and a copy of East of Eden.

5. Education: We are privileged to have the ability and the right to an education in the United States! Education leads to knowledge. Knowledge leads to power. Power leads to change!

6. Edward Cullen: I have joined the ranks of millions of teenage girls and closeted soccer moms. I am in love with a vampire! If you read the Twilight series, you would totally understand. If you didn't, it's not my fault that you suck! (Just kidding. You don't really SUCK. You're just missing out on a lot. Ok, you do kinda suck.)

7. E-mail: What did we do before Al Gore invented the Internet? Seriously?! Not that I don't LOVE receiving a hand written note (it's a dying art form), but let's face it, there isn't anything like the instant gratification that comes with the phrase of "You've Got Mail!" I love e-mail. It's fast, free, and frequent!

8. Eskimo Kisses: Is there anything sweeter, especially when you see little ones Eskimo kissing?!

9. Eat: Lord knows, BABY like to EAT! I mean, come on, two of the 10 items on this list are foods! 'Nough said.

10. Earned: Not given. Not handed out. Not pitied. Earned. A job well done and compensated. Hard work. Is there any better feeling than having earned something? Well, maybe a few, but it surely does feel nice.

Scaredy Cat

2009-01-07T14:46:00.003-05:00

<----------------This was me when I saw that one of you "Square Pegs" worshippers had let your Sweater Dress sneak out of your closet today. Seriously, the Sweater Dress ran down the hall after me and burned its corded eyes into my soul. I was scared and alone.

Why is it that of all the cool decades the 80s had to become the newest and vogue-est of the fashion trends? Don't these kids realize that once was enough!? First came the slouch boots, then the leg warmers and off the shoulder sweat shirts. I swear, if the next step is pegged jeans and jacked up belt buckles, I'll take my Cabbage Patch Kid and my Jem and The Holograms T-shirt and hit the highway! Then we will really see who is Truly, Truly Outrageous!

My Christmas Niece

2008-12-31T16:33:00.002-05:00

This is Millie McChesney, the newest addition to the Chez clan. My sister, Bryn, bought herself a pound puppy from the local animal shelter. She is an 11 week old Hound Mix, mostly Blue Tick and Hound pup. She has a case of kennel cough and pneumonia, but the antibiotics are working well and she is all puppy. She's the cutest damn macaroni you've ever seen!

Picture Tag: A Picture Really Is Worth A Thousand Words

2008-12-17T07:46:00.009-05:00

The Explanation

My normal routine in the morning once I'm at work is to procure the necessary caffeinated beverage, turn on the computer, check email, then hit the blog scroll for updated posts. Sometimes a blog that I subscribe to leads to an other's blog which leads to an other's blog, much like Amazon's 'if you liked this, you might like this to' link. While following a link of bloggers, I ran across GingerMagnolia's blog post about a picture tag. The idea was that you are supposed to post the 6th photo on the 6th page of your computer’s picture files, and also on whatever photo-sharing website you use.

While writing this post I'm not at home. Therefore, I do not have my laptop in front of me. However, I do have some pictures on this particular computer and I do utilize a photo-sharing website. I have decided to complete this picture tag. The results brought back two very nostalgic moments for me. Both made me tear up a bit. Let me share with you.

Picture Tag #1: : The Photo-Sharing Site

Last year one of the High School's Business Partners (BP) sponsored a visitation trip to WVU. The BP (Business Partner) set some guidelines as to the students that would attend the trip. The High School pulls from some areas that are more poverty ridden than most other areas in Kanawha Valley. Some of our students will be first generation to graduate from high school. Some of our students want to go to college, but struggle to find enough financial aid. Many of our students that do realize that college is a possibility will be first generation college students and hopeful graduates. Most of our students go into the blue collar workforce, mostly the mines. Our BP wants to help change the attitude that college is an impossibility, by granting students the opportunity to see what else is out there, that there are other possibilities, goals, and dreams. Those of us at The High School are very grateful for what our BP and all of our other Partners do for the school and our students. So as I stated before, there were some guidelines.

1. Students needed to be Juniors.
2. Potential first generation college student.
3. Most likely their parents wouldn't or couldn't take them on college visitation days.
4. Teacher recommended.

Seeing that I am a WVU alum and I still have many connections to the University via friends who still live there and friends who work for the University, I was asked to put the trip together. I worked with the folks at the Visitors Resource Center in Morgantown and a friend works in an upper level of the University. If you haven't been to the new visitation center...go. They have put together a wonderful facility. It is very informative, great design, wonderful employees, and the ability to host a number of people and bring guest lecturers in. The director of the Center brought in a representative from the recruiting office and from financial aid to inform students of admission regulations and how to find the money to go to school.

To make a long story short, the students were treated to a Greyhound bus for transportation to and from Morgantown rather than the Cheese Mobile. (TeacherChez was grateful too!) They experience a day in the life of a college student. From touring classrooms and meeting current professors and students, having a one on one with WVU's then President, eating lunch in the Mountainlair with other students, to being able to walk on to Mountaineer Field with WVU's very own Mountaineer Brady Campbell. I took this picture as 28 kids walked through the tunnel that the band and football team walk through on Saturdays to enter and run around on Mountaineer Field! It was quite possible one of the coolest moments to experience and to see kids experience. I cried when I took the picture; it's a good thing I was in the back so the kids didn't see me. I doubt they would have minded, a few of the boys were shedding tears too.

Photo Tag #2: From My Hard Drive

My uncle has a new hobby...genealogy. In his search to find and document our roots, he has also been putting all of the family pictures on the Internet at a share-site, so that we can share them have them documented. As he updates, I have been snagging a few at a time for a project that I have in mind for the future.

The picture is of my grandparents in the very late '70's or the very early '80's. If you look to the right of the picture, I believe that is a 3-4 year old Chez. I was born in 1977. Therefore, I'm thinking this picture is most likely dated 1980. Nonetheless, I adore my grandparents. (Feel free to read my short story Dancing Lessons to determine exactly how much I adore them. It truly is a sweet story.) My grandfather is no longer with us. He lost a fight to Parkinson's when I was a junior in college. My grandmother has since remarried. Her husband happens to be one of my grandfather's best friends. It was awkward at first, but now it makes sense.

I can't remember exactly where this picture was taken, but it caught my grandparents sharing a very loving moment. They always were very much in love. It shows here. It makes my heart swell.

Want To Play A Game?

2008-12-16T13:24:00.006-05:00

Evil Twin's Wife and several other local bloggers have been having some getting-to-know you fun on their blogs lately. They have been brave enough to allow someone to interview them and then pay the favor forward to a fellow blogger. Every interview consists of five questions and each interview uses five different questions. What a wonderful way to learn more about your blogging community and to put your own blogger butt in the hot seat!

I volunteered to let Evil Twin's Wife interview me and here is the outcome:

1. What would be your dream job?

I am a bibliophile as I mentioned in my last posting. I love books. I love the feel, the texture, the smell, the weight, the crinkle of the spine as you open it for the first time, all of it. I get lost in their stories. I have loved, hated, pitied, mourned many a character. Because of this love of reading, books, stories, and characters (both fictional and reality based) I have always wanted to open/own/run a book themed hot spot, a cross between a bookstore, a neighborhood tavern and eatery. New and used books to line the shelves and offer a warming environment adding to the decor. A beautiful wooded and mirrored bar that fantastically displays the preferred beverages of the neighborhood. Couches and chairs set up in very intimate settings to offer the ability to read alone, share a cup of coffee or adult beverage with a friend while discuss current events or the latest storyline for the book club. Tables sporadically placed throughout the space to allow for a lunch or dinner diners to partake in a menu displaying the best fusion of comfort and class. That would be my dream job.

2. If you could send a message to your 18 year old self, what would it be?

If I could send a message to my 18 year old self it would be "go a head and do it; you're are going to end up being A-OK, and better for all of the experiences. Be a little wild at time. Be a bit too cautious. Be a bit restless. Be a bit content. Be happy. Be sad. Be all of those things and more. Just continue to BE."

3. If you could purchase any item for yourself and money was no object, what would it be?

I would purchase one of the beautiful old houses on the East End and refinish, refurbish, redecorate it into my dream home. It would have to have a wrap around porch, ferns, and rocking chairs. I would create my library with the fireplace, floor to ceiling bookshelves, the rolling librarian's latter, and a desk with my computer so that I might begin to write again. I would create a warm, user friend kitchen that welcomed anyone who might want to use it. Bedrooms with the plushest colors and textures. I have to stop. I'm getting depressed.

4. What is your favorite kind of dessert (and be anything: cake, pie, pastry, etc)?

I don't have a very loud or big sweet tooth. However, if there is anything out there that I do crave on a rare occasion and when I see it on a menu, I can't resist it... A ROOT BEER FLOAT! Especially, if it is a fountain root beer float. There is nothing better in this world than that!

5. Do you have any odd phobias?

Yes. I'm neurotic with some phobias. I can't help it. I've learned to adapt.

a. I hate squishy cooked fruit. Wait, I hate cooked fruit period.

b. I don't like my food to touch on a plate. My mother broke me of the habit 30 years ago, but sometimes I still wish I could do this...use a different fork for every item on my plate.

c. I hate spider plants. They are scary at night.

d. The word j-u-i-c-y absolutely freaks me out. The sound that word makes is disgusting.

e. I have an unnatural fear of leaving for the weekend and coming back to see my house in flames. (This did actually happen recently. Nightmare to reality.)

f. MILK by itself is the most disgusting thing ever. Milk is to be cooked, baked, mixed with, not to drink plain. Vomit!

g. This isn't odd, but I am extremely claustrophobic both mentally and physically.

Evil Twin's Wife, thank you for developing and asking such thought provoking questions! I actually enjoyed answering them!

Now...

Are YOU ready to play the game????

1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”

2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions. (don't forget to include your email).

3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

I <3 Books!

2008-12-15T08:52:00.005-05:00

I am an obsessive reader. I read quickly. I read feverishly when it is a book that I love. I read with an appetite that devours every paragraph, sentence, word, letter. I have always been this particular brand of reader. When I was younger, my parents didn't take the T V away as punishment; they removed my books from my room.

I am a bibliophile. I have trouble borrowing books from the library because I like the feeling of owning a book and being able to pay that book forward to someone if I feel compelled to do so. My literary collection is massive and takes over many, many, many rooms in my house and one grandmother's attic. Relatives who have died have willed me their books collections. If ANOTHER fire were to take place in apartment building and it was to move beyond the kitchen, the amount of paper in my house would cause an implosion and the building would disintegrate in a matter of moments. I'm obsessed.

Books take on a life of their own. Stories are sometimes easier to deal with the reality of our own worlds. There are so many characters out there that I feel like they are family. There is a connection there, a bond, a definite attachment.

With all of this said there is no wonder that I managed to stumble upon the goodreads site a year or so ago. It was recommend to me by my friend, Mia. It is one of my favorite sites. If you aren't familiar with goodreads, it is a site that allows you to rate, review, and compare books. It is a social utility that connects you with people you may know or only know via a screen name. I think it is a great tool for discussion about literature and also as a means to determine what will be next.

Recently, goodreads added another feature to their site. The GIVE AWAYS section. Many publishing companies and authors are giving away copies of their books prior to publication. They ask, not require, that if you are a winner of a goodreads give away that once you have finished reading the book, to please give it a quick review. How easy is that?! The reader receives a free book and the author/publishing company gets some marketing and free press.

I was one of the lucky winners this week. I am anxiously awaiting The Longest Trip Home: A Memoir by John Grogan. He is the author of Marley and Me. How exciting! Now that I have won once, I'm hoping to receive the book, read it, review it, and win more! I visit the site daily to see what other authors are going to be giving away.

If you aren't registered on goodreads...do it. If you already are...look me up; let's compare our reading tastes. If you haven't submitted to win a give away...click on explore books, give aways and get to the winning!!!