Thursday, September 3, 2009

Demetri the Stud Email

I recently received the following email, and almost shot liquid out of my nose when I began listening to it. Though I was laughing at Uber Demetri Douche Bag, I couldn't help but to feel an immense amount of disgust at the sheer audacity of such an ego maniac. It is so unfortunate for those of us who are single women in this world that men like him exist. However, for those of us with an evil yet playful spirit who enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes, it is Divine. This post is for you...

Here is the background story that needs to be read prior to listening to the audio.


The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto). This guy (Al (we changed his name to Dimitri to protect his identity)) approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.

The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail. After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.




11 comments:

TheLittleCat said...

Wow.

I'm The Chez said...

I know, right. What a douche bag. I applaud her for sending the messages to the local radio station. He deserves it.

Mr Bile said...

'There's nothing wrong with me.' Um, buddy, I beg to differ...
Click here for more Bile

Real Man said...

Hello:

I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden.

Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": TORONTO REAL MEN ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S FLYER

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S BANNED ANIMATIONS ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S WEB SITE

We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

J.

One more thing ... the voicemails are just viral marketing for the film I describe above. You can tell because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. Pretty clever way for a narcissist to get the whole world to chat about him, huh?

LiLu said...

This email made my LIFE when I got it. Even if it's a joke, it's still priceless.

I'm The Chez said...

LiLu,

I agree. I have received comments both on the blog and under the facebook note section about this. It apparently did originate as an encounter between a man and a woman. Whether it is real or urban legend, I think it is priceless.

I'm The Chez said...

If you guys get the chance, go and check out the websites that The Real Man has left...laughing hysterically!

Maxie said...

I love it so much. I listened to it over and over again because I get such a kick out of it.

Colette said...

We've all been had:

DIMITRI THE STUD VIRAL MARKETING HOAX

Anonymous said...

If this is for real. The guy trying to contact that girl whoever,that guy is , he sounds like jerk. HE thinKs he IS all that a box of chocolates. NOT!

Anonymous said...

I just found Dimitri The Lover's new twitter on a Celebrity Gossip page. Very few people know about it yet:

DIMITRI THE LOVER’S TWITTER